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The Death of “Superman Lives”: What Happened? (2015)

deathsupermanAlthough the book world has chronicled the making of unmade movies for decades, only recently has cinema itself caught on. Now, documentaries of Films That Might Have Been include Lost in La Mancha, Jodorowsky’s Dune, Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau and, for the purposes of this review, The Death of “Superman Lives”: What Happened?

After the Cannon Films-funded failure of 1987’s Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, nearly 20 years passed before Warner Bros. and DC Comics were able to get another Man of Steel movie off the ground. But it wasn’t for a lack of trying! Since Tim Burton had ignited the cultural craze of the multiplex modern superhero craze at the multiplex with 1989’s Batman, producer Jon Peters enlisted him to shepherd DC’s other caped MVP back to the silver screen.

deathsuperman1With a long-haired Nicolas Cage signed on to portray Krypton’s last son, Superman Lives began production in 1998 and was primed to be … well, who can say for certain? With a way-out concept heavy on the sci-fi and a mounting price tag heavy on the ninth number to the left of the decimal point, the project was killed by nervous studio heads in the wake of such Warner high-priced bombs as Tarzan and the Lost City, Sphere and Steel (the latter, ironically, a Superman spin-off). We have only the events of this tell-all documentary as a guide to gauge what Burton may have wrought.

And since writer/director Jon Schnepp (TV’s Metalocalypse) indeed has rounded up all but Cage to tell, their stories vary. Initial screenwriter Kevin Smith (Clerks) appears in his Kevin Smith costume to confirm that his script was essentially “fan fiction.” Long cast as a villain in tales of Lives’ unmaking, a project-passionate Peters actually emerges as sympathetic. Burton still seems a tad peeved about having his baby smothered in the crib, yet admits, “But I also wanted Sammy Davis Jr. for Beetlejuice.”

In the end, it’s hard to say where and how his vision for a reboot would have landed, if completed and released. Schnepp gives viewers absolute riches of concept art and test footage that exude positive vibes, yet also anecdotes of baffling corporate decisions that do the opposite, such as ideas that Superman should wear basketball shorts and fight ninjas. That we get a glimpse of both sides, however, is why The Death of “Superman Lives” succeeds as an informative and entertaining peek into the gears that grind Hollywood’s blockbuster machine. I only wish Schnepp and his untucked shirts didn’t appear onscreen for the interviews; it’s not like he’s a known quantity à la Michael Moore. With Schnepp nodding distractingly like a bobblehead throughout as his subjects speak, his creative choice to be part of the action is as questionable as Peters’ insistence upon a third-act giant spider. —Rod Lott

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The Valley of Gwangi (1969)

valleygwangiMovies involving cowboys and Indians were never for me, but cowboys and dinosaurs, as in Horror at Snape Island director James O’Connolly’s The Valley of Gwangi? I think I could get used to this.

A year before venturing Beneath the Planet of the Apes, the clenched-teeth James Franciscus portrayed Tuck, a cowboy who moseys down to Mexico to see his former flame, T.J. (Gila Golan, Our Man Flint). She now spends her time in a rodeo, riding horses that jump from a ramp into big tubs of water. It’s kind of a turn-on.

valleygwangi1Tuck hopes to make T.J. rich when he discovers a miniature horse — and I do mean miniature. The animal stands barely bigger than a bug, and they have to chase and lasso it as it scampers across the desert. But that’s not the only strange creature they find. Nope, there are pterodactyls and the titular Gwangi, a mid-sized T-rex that they capture and put in the circus, which the dinosaur doesn’t like, as is evident when it fights an elephant.

Valley’s second half is a lot more exciting than the first, which starts off pretty slow. But the one thing that is consistent throughout is — as always — the excellent stop-motion effects work of Ray Harryhausen. Yet another collaboration with producer Charles H. Schneer, this was his last picture of the 1960s, capping an extraordinary run that included Jason and the Argonauts; only two more Sinbad adventures and one Clash of the Titans were to follow Gwangi before retirement beckoned. —Rod Lott

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Southbound (2015)

southboundSouthbound represents a logical extension for the guys and gals behind the V/H/S series: another indie-horror anthology featuring work from the likes of Roxanne Benjamin and the Radio Silence collective, but the rare omnibus that dares to ditch the rickety wraparound device in favor of a seamless flow of one story into another. They number five in all, concluding with something of a mind-blower.

With filmmaker Larry Fessenden (2013’s Beneath) acting as a radio DJ — our ersatz Wolfman Jack, yet neither seen nor consulted — the movie opens on a stretch of highway in the middle of nowhere, as two guys specked with blood are on the run from … something, yet caught in a Möbius strip. Their maddening journey gives way to a riot grrrl band stranded, thanks to a blowout on their VW van, only to be “rescued” by a very odd couple.

southbound1Southbound peaks with the middle tale, “The Accident,” in which another unlucky motorist (Mather Zickel, I Love You, Man) attempts to save a downed pedestrian by performing emergency surgery, assisted only by instructions given to him over the phone. Written and directed by David Bruckner (2007’s The Signal), the scene builds from nervousness to an agonizing intensity. Anything following that would be at a disadvantage, but “Jailbreak” from Patrick Horvath (The Pact II) is a letdown either way — the only dud of the bunch. Not to worry, as the pleasure of terror quickly snaps back into place with a You’re Next-level home invasion, with a kick. And what a kick!

Admittedly, Southbound is not styled for mass-audience consumption. For starters, it refuses to dish out full details or satisfy your curiosity about every question it raises; it assumes you are smart enough to fill in the blanks, even if what unfolds before your eyes gives the finger to laws of nature. —Rod Lott

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Komodo (1999)

komodoAfter a Komodo dragon was utilized to wondrous comic effect in 1990’s The Freshman — stealing the show from stars Marlon Brando and Matthew Broderick — it’s tough to find the lizard threatening. It’s even tough to do so after watching the dreadful Komodo, in which three or four of these oversized reptiles menace a sparsely populated island.

The lone directorial outing for Michael Lantieri, who had won a much-deserved Oscar for Jurassic Park’s special effects a half-decade prior, the straight-to-VHS film begins with a Komodo eating a dog and its entire vacationing human family, save for one spooked teenage boy (Kevin Zegers, Wrong Turn). A year later, renegade psychiatrist Victoria (Jill Hennessey, Exit Wounds) thinks it’d be good therapy to return the emotionally troubled lad to the scene of the slaughter. Of course, she doesn’t realize the Komodos have called dibs on the turf, and not even her deep and manly speaking voice can turn them away.

komodo1The dragons are all-artificial, including computer-animated — mostly pretty well, surprisingly. But the story by Anaconda’s Hans Bauer and Milo’s Craig Mitchell is so routine and connect-the-dots, it might as well not have killer animals in it at all. However, I confess to enjoying the scene in which a dragon appears to dry-hump a moving station wagon. Needs are needs. —Rod Lott

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Confessions of a Police Captain (1971)

confessionpoliceIn a performance finer than required, an apelike Martin Balsam (Psycho) stars as unscrupulous police commissario Bonavia in Confessions of a Police Captain, a Eurocrime effort better known to denizens of the wonderful world of bargain-bin DVD collections as Bad Cop I. The renaming forces a nonexistent connection to Bad Cop II, which is actually 1983’s unrelated Corrupt. Got that?

Get this: Bonavia gets into hot water when he orders the release of mental patient, knowing the kook will go try to kill a crooked construction company owner. The loony tries and fails, thus opening up a whole can of worms for our cap’n — so much so that he may end up in prison, where he would risk having his food gets spat in and/or his tummy getting shivved during movie time.

confessionpolice1Directed and co-written by Amityville II: The Possession’s Damiano Damiani, Confessions makes for a pretty competent policier, although its surplus of characters eventually wears the viewer thin. The film is very ’70s and very Italian, which is exactly what I liked about it. Sometimes incongruity — e.g. a disturbing ending against a swanky Riz Ortolani score — just works. —Rod Lott

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