Wolves Against the World (2024)

So you’ve left your neo-Nazi, death-metal band behind after the suicide of its clown-faced frontman. Congrats! What do you do for an encore?

If you’re Louis (Michael Kunicki, Silent as the Grave), you emerge from rehab, speak to schools and attempt to make amends. You even visit surviving bandmate, Andy (writer/director Quinn Armstrong), at his remote farmhouse, where you see two flashlights wolves’ eyes ominously penetrate the ink of night. That may or may not have something with do with the cult Andy may or may not run on the property.

Second in the Fresh Hell trilogy — “3 realities, same hell,” goes the tagline — Wolves Against the World positions itself as a werewolf movie. This is true, albeit metaphorically rather than explicitly.

Like its predecessor, The Exorcism of Saint Patrick, Armstrong’s Wolves spends much of its running time as a single-location affair. That enables him to stretch his budget, the thinness of which is most obvious in blood the same bright red and semisolid consistency as Betty Crocker icing gel for cookies and cupcakes.

Wolves Against the World’s strength stands in the color and composition of its visuals. The story, however well-acted, is a scattershot mess, ambling around things rather than getting at things. After long, unbroken passages of dialogue, snatches of found footage tease a plot ready to kick in, only to fall back into another tedious exchange. Whether as a middle chapter or on its own, this film heavily disappoints. —Rod Lott

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Privilege (1967)

In the ’90s-era rumpus-room of near-subhuman Oklahoma City, if you were a somewhat competent cinephile, your main outlet of cult oddities and underground filth was the long-gone Kaleidoscope Video on MacArthur Boulevard.

Here, as a disciple of Danny Peary’s Cult Movies, I typically rented his recommendations, at least the ones I could find. One was Privilege, the mid-’60s film promising the revolution would be sponsored by the British government. Sadly, as it began, the tape snapped, leaving me with a broken VHS cassette deemed irreplaceable.

Recently, I spotted Privilege in one of the always-stellar Kino Lorber sales, and snatched it up, sight unseen after 25 years. After watching it for a third time since purchasing, I have to say the wait was completely worth it. More than worth it.

In the fab-gear-beat 1960s of the near modernly dystopic future, the top teen idol is Steven Shorter (Manfred Mann lead singer Paul Jones), a dyspeptic sort with a chip on his shoulder. Though he is the idol of most teens, instead of rising to the top of the pops, he is instead crashing the controlled charts of the British government for their totalitarian means.

It’s a switched-on nightmare.

Shot in a faux-documentary style, Shorter’s stage show is one of guilt and repentance, with assigned bobbies bashing his adoring fans in the head. As the government sells him out to the corporation factions — most notably for the fall apple-picking season, making sure everyone eats six apples a day — Shorter is fine for the most part. But when the church tries to convert the British public to view him as a near-messiah, Shorter has a mental breakdown that leads nowhere but down, down, down.

Directed by the masterfully rueful Peter Watkins (of The War Game and Punishment Park fame), he brings Beatlemania to the masses — an act like a precursor to the cult of personality that rages to this day. A total indictment of British society and its hold on the youth market, it’s pop-art terror told with a twinge of the blackest humor.

As Shorter, Jones is more than suitable as the put-upon rock star, with Vogue it girl Jean Shrimpton as his somewhat love interest who seems to understand him. Together, they’re an aloof couple not meant to exist in this world.

While Privilege‘s pop-art world might seem orderly, quaint and tidy, at it source it’s a mean, ghostly and utterly prescient look at the modern iconoclasts who have traded their humanity for a recording contract, proving that the devil is deep in the details. —Louis Fowler

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Cuckoo (2024)

Who knew Hunter Schafer could take so much blunt-force trauma? Despite a comically constant battering throughout Tilman Singer’s Cuckoo, Schafer miraculously stands tall with standout performance. But a powerful lead isn’t enough to carry a film. Cuckoo flies the coop more than once, though it isn’t incoherent to a fault. Rather, it sort of circulates clarity, letting its mystery glide just enough to land on an ultimately satisfying place.

Gretchen (Schafer, Kinds of Kindness) finds little motivation in anything, save remotely practicing with her band, as her family relocates to a mountainside resort in Germany. Her dad (Marton Csokas, 2014’s The Equalizer) and stepmom (Jessica Henwick, Glass Onion) work for Herr (Dan Stevens, Abigail), the resort’s owner and a strange bird in his own right. Peculiar, overbearing employers become the least of Gretchen’s worries, however, as she’s relentlessly stalked by a bizarre “woman” wearing shades and trench coat.

Singer’s writing isn’t particularly coherent, though the big picture is never completely lost. Rather, it suffers from frequent detours that, while stylistic, tend to create more confusion than terror. Conceptually, the monster at the center of Cuckoo is intriguing, but Singer (Luz) can’t quite strike the balance between explanation and mystery. It’s like the filmmaker tried to delicately pull back the curtain, only to stumble and reveal a gaggle of puppeteers. It doesn’t ruin the film, but it also strangles the power its ambiguity could have had.

That said, the creature of this feature is secondary. Gretchen, firmly caught between grief and apathy, gives Cuckoo its legs. Schafer nails the malaise of late-stage adolescence, channeling a realistic portrayal without veering into just another whiny kid. Against Stevens and Luz star Jan Bluthardt’s increasingly deranged acting, Schafer serves as an anchor that allows every other character to go utterly off the rails. Without her establishing what’s normal, Cuckoo’s alluring strangeness would just be nonsensical.

What Singer could benefit from most, ultimately, is even just a basic amount of restraint. The film’s violence is mostly well-choreographed, but it doesn’t always feel earned. It often seems like Cuckoo is a compelling coming-of-age drama that has a weird contractual obligation to moonlight as a horror movie. (Though, admittedly, its cold opening does a decent job of keeping the thought of some malicious force at the back of your mind, sort of like the first scene of Valdimar Jóhannsson’s Lamb.)

This makes Cuckoo a bit difficult to qualify. On one hand, it more than establishes Schafer as a capable lead. With any luck, this won’t be her last appearance at the top of a cast. However, it probably won’t be for another one of Singer’s pictures. His premise is intriguing, but Cuckoo itself seems to be locked in an identity crisis that style and strong performers can’t manage to shake. If the director insists on remaining horror, they should rightfully keep swinging for the fences. Likewise, he’d be wise to remember that not every “high concept” needs to float in the stratosphere. We’ll receive him with open arms back on Earth. —Daniel Bokemper

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Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

Several films and TV shows from the 1980s depicted punks as no-good scofflaws terrorizing God-fearing communities. From CHiPs to Police Academy 2 to Death Wish 3, these punks aren’t just misfits jaded at society — they are hardened criminals who will readily hold a switchblade to a helpless granny’s throat and rob her blind. However, venerable trash purveyors Troma may have taken evil punks to the most extreme end of the spectrum by casting them as surfing neo-Nazis in the 1987 exploitation classic Surf Nazis Must Die.

“Sometime in the future,” a massive earthquake ravages the California coast, leaving it vulnerable to roving gangs of surfers, including the Surf Nazis (they’re actually called this in the movie). Sources such as Wikipedia, IMDb and Letterboxd focus, by way of plot, on Eleanor “Mama” Washington (Gail Neely), a Black woman whose son is killed by the Surf Nazis in a hate crime; she breaks out of her retirement home to exact revenge.

While this is certainly the most concrete plot element the film has to offer, the bulk of Surf Nazis Must Die belongs to the punks themselves. We watch in a kind of voyeuristic way how they live — which entails roasting tiny pigs on the beach and lots of slow-mo surfing montages set to a pulsing synth score, not to mention the hate killings and general mockery of law and order. We even see that one of them, Smeg (Tom Shell), actually lives with his mom in the suburbs. In fact, that’s all these Nazis are, in the end: teenagers obsessed with the Third Reich.

Given all this attention devoted to the racist characters, one might assume the filmmakers — director Peter George and writer Jon Ayre — want us to sympathize with them and possibly even feel a little bad for them when, true to the film’s title, they get what’s coming to them. But no, in the end, they’re murderous scum Nazi punks, and we’re rooting for “Mama” to exact her vengeance. Those seeking a sober examination of neo-Nazism among California’s youth need look elsewhere. Surf Nazis Must Die embraces its exploitative nature completely, unashamed and uncaring if it offends.

And boy, does it offend. —Christopher Shultz

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The Exorcism of Saint Patrick (2024)

“Oh, no,” you say, “not another exorcism movie!”

And The Exorcism of Saint Patrick isn’t. Although it does contain the requisite expulsion of green puke, blame falls not to satanic possession, but a glass of ipecac syrup.

But try telling that to the fiercely religious parents of Patrick (newcomer Michael J. Cline), an obese, socially awkward teenager. Wanting to rid their son of his homosexuality, they send him to a secluded cabin for “conversion therapy” — aka abuse in the name of Jeeeee-zus — with a pastor (Steve Pinder, channeling the dapper smarminess of Justin Kirk). Really bad shit happens.

It’s like Joel Edgerton’s Boy Erased redressed as a microbudget indie with a third-act jaunt into experimental horror. Before then, the horrors are real-world, and Quinn Armstrong’s work as the film’s writer and director feels deeply, disturbingly personal. Its turn to the ambiguous and allegorical is likely to frustrate viewers invested in the story, however spare. Be warned that about-face is preceded by snippets of hardcore gay porn as the conversion therapy becomes aversion therapy, bringing the aforementioned emetic into play.

I enjoyed Armstrong’s first feature, the bizarro cop comedy Survival Skills. While it wasn’t entirely successful, its subversive streak and VHS aesthetic felt original in the throes of COVID-19. The most creative piece of Saint Patrick is that it kicks off a trilogy Armstrong has branded under a Fresh Hell Presents banner, with the interconnected Wolves Against the World and Dead Teenagers following this first tale to VOD with one-week gaps between each. Whether the entire experience delivers a payoff that this one-off viewing cannot, we’ll know soon enough. —Rod Lott

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