All posts by Rod Lott

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The Film That Terrified a Rattled Nation

Beginning with the oft-told anecdote of director Tobe Hooper fantasizing about crowd control via a certain gasoline-powered tool during a hectic holiday rush at Montgomery Ward (and thus planting the seeds that soon sprouted into an eventual horror classic), Joseph Lanza’s The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The Film That Terrified a Rattled Nation is hardly the first nonfiction book about the 1974 movie. It is, however, a unique one. Lanza treads territory that prior TCM texts simply weren’t interested in exploring: the film as a result of American’s turbulent, troubled times. Those days were wrought with immense societal upheaval and disruption that arguably strengthened the movie’s effectiveness in striking chords and stirring up as much shit as it scared out of audience members.

In examining how the “post-’60s version of Hansel and Gretel” was shaped by the country’s mood at the time, the author does so more or less scene by scene, placing each chapter against a different aspect that was in the air: for example, the astrology craze, the dangers of hitchhiking, a nationwide beef shortage, the rise of porno chic, the birth of the serial killer. It’s a fascinating approach to considering a famous film, and an introductory page listing a “supporting cast” hints at the book’s depth and breadth: Johnny Carson, Richard M. Nixon, Alice Cooper, Linda Lovelace, the Zodiac Killer and the Ray Conniff Singers among them. But those just scratch the surface; among those unlisted but who come into play as the pages turn include Cormac McCarthy, Patty Hearst, Edmund Kemper, Charlie Chan, Barney Miller, Allen Ginsberg, Jim Jones, the NRA and the Loud family.

Lanza brings the same incisiveness he has to his previous subjects (from enfant terrible Ken Russell to ear-terrorizing elevator music), leaving us with a whip-smart whipcrack of a read: a mix of “making of,” film criticism, true crime, pop culture history, sociology and a historical zip through the zeitgeist during an era of pivotal uncertainty, when Americans went looking for the America they once knew … and found it dangling from a meathook. —Rod Lott

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Jessicka Rabid (2010)

Picked up and released by Troma, which just about says it all, Jessicka Rabid is the kind of irredeemable, hateful trash that gives horror films a bad name. The mute Jessicka (Elske McCain, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead) is literally treated like a dog by her male cousins-cum-captors (Mega Scorpions’ Jeff Sissons and The Pact II’s Trent Haaga). She is kept caged, fed dog food, hosed down in the bath and, when she needs to do her business outside, leashed by the neck. Every now and then, she is drugged so she can be pimped out to a porn director (played by this movie’s director, Matthew Reel).

And then there’s a lesbian scene in which Jessicka is seduced by the ol’ “peanut butter on the nipples” trick. Finally, she turns the tables on her masters. And the point is …?

I could not find one, other than a means for misogynist, filth-wallowing by featuring-debuting Reel (following such aggro shorts such as American Asshole and All the French Are Whores). The viewer would feel as used as McCain, if not for the fact that she co-wrote the damn thing with Reel, so you feel used for her.

A strong argument against DIY movies, Jessicka Rabid does have one tick mark in the plus column: the pun of its title. Whereas Who Framed Roger Rabbit’s Jessica Rabbit was famous for purring, “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way,” Jessicka Rabid is drawn to be bad. —Rod Lott

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“Twice the Thrills! Twice the Chills!”: Horror and Science Fiction Double Features, 1955-1974

While I am old enough to remember true double features being advertised, I unfortunately am young enough to never have had the good fortune to attend. By “true,” I borrow the criteria used by author Bryan Senn, referring to studios’ or distributors’ intentional pairings, rather than those at the whim of a theater owner or two-for-one reissues. This keeps his book on the subject, “Twice the Thrills! Twice the Chills!”, at a manageable length. So does limiting coverage to the genres and date range set by the book’s subtitle, Horror and Science Fiction Double Features, 1955-1974. Mind you, even with those filters in place, the contents make up yet a still whoppin’ 430-ish pages.

As he did with such previous works as The Most Dangerous Cinema and The Werewolf Filmography, Senn takes a focused look at a niche corner of cult movies and leaves no set of sprockets unchecked. Following an enlightening introduction of how and why the double feature came to be, he takes the reader on a chronological tour of presumably ever cinematic twofer, 147 in all. He not only reviews each picture individually, but even how well the films meshed — or mismatched, “like a schnitzel taco.”

As always, his reviews are as thorough and informed as they are entertaining. While the McFarland & Company book more than delivers as film criticism, I find “Twice the Thrills! Twice the Chills!” to be more valuable as a historical document on two fronts, appropriately enough. The first is simply in preserving the memories of Hollywood’s now-abandoned practice as generously illustrated through movie posters, newspaper ad mats and PR ballyhoo. If the posters and ads are a treat (and they are), perhaps best represented by the conjoining on the book’s cover (the iconic grindhouse one-two gut punch of I Eat Your Skin and I Drink Your Blood), the latter is even more so, represented with such images of such get-’em-in-the-door gimmicks as “zombie eyes” for Plague of the Zombies and a Four Skulls of Jonathan Drake kids’ mask.

The second front is in providing biographical sketches of — and subsequently saluting — largely unsung B-movie “heroes” like Teenagers from Outer Space auteur Tom Graeff (aka Jesus Christ II) or taxi driver Leonard Kirtman, whose double bill of Carnival of Blood and Curse of the Headless Horseman had to the most surreal experiences for theatergoers among all revisited in Senn’s worth-ever-penny wonder. —Rod Lott

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Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft (2013)

If the Jeremy Renner vehicle Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters deserves scorn for anything, it’s for inadvertently encouraging the mockbuster Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft into existence. It’s so bad, you’ll want to shove yourself into an oven.

In this flaccid effort at a contemporized fairy tale, orphaned siblings Hansel and Gretel Jonah and Ella (real-life siblings Booboo and Fivel Stewart, respectively) are sent to an elite private school that turns out to be — bleached shades of Suspiria! — founded by witches. Although on the surface overseen by Mr. Sebastian (Eric Roberts, DOA: Dead or Alive), the institution is ruled by a secret society called The Circle, constituted of magic-makers and spell-casters who have gone on to be presidents, CEOs and other captains of industry. Hansel and Gretel Jonah and Ella are destined to join so they can help fight a character who is revealed to be an evil witch, but whose identity you would guess far before the reveal. (I say “would,” because I implore you to avoid watching.)

Bearing the production values of porn, the obviously rushed Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft aims for that teen-dream Twilight feel (a franchise being Booboo’s claim to fame) and succeeds, in that it is boring to the point of depression. The young Stewarts seem to be vying to out-not-act one another, and their bid is threatened by every young member among the compact, cost-efficient cast. Although leagues above in talent and screen appeal, Roberts, Vanessa Angel (Kingpin) and former Runaways vocalist Cherie Currie (Charles Band’s Parasite) can’t help but be tainted simply by association.

Not even on his best day would Daniel Day-Lewis be able to salvage such a stupid script by first-timer Larson Tretter (“Ella! I read in the paper you like pizza, right?”) or the lazy direction of the legendarily prolific David DeCoteau, whose bottom-drawer/bottom-dollar filmography includes Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, 1313: Giant Killer Bees! (exclamation his), and the cult curiosity A Talking Cat!?! (exclamations and question mark his). I know his budget for H&G:WOW had to be tight, but couldn’t he have grabbed three establishing shots of the campus instead of re-using the same one?!? —Rod Lott

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Fantomas (1964)

While based upon the French anti-hero created in 1911, the 1964 incarnation of Fantomas seems more influenced by 007. As portrayed by Jean Marais (Jean Cocteau’s Beauty and the Beast), the master criminal trades the top hat for a proto-Blue Man Group visage as a man-of-a-thousand-faces supervillain set to rival Dr. No and Auric Goldfinger in all things deadly and dastardly.

Arriving with a pair of OSS 117 secret-agent flicks already under his belt, director André Hunebelle gets the hardly gauche Gaumont picture going with a prologue ripped straight from the pulps, as a disguised Fantomas makes off several million francs of jewelry by “paying” with a check written in disappearing ink.

Two people in particular are intrigued by this brazen crime. One is the hotheaded, bald-headed Commissioner Juve (the delightful Louis de Funès, The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob), eager to bring the madman to justice. The other is Fandor (also played by Marais), a newspaper reporter eager for a good story — eager enough to make it up, complete with fake photoshoot, with the help of his decorative girlfriend (Mylène Demongeot, The Giant of Marathon).

Unamused at the front page that follows, Fantomas has the journalist kidnapped and brought to his underground lair, laden with high-tech spy-fi gadgetry (where do these evil masterminds find their contractors?), and explains a few things to his captive:
• He wants to control what the press writes about him. (How prescient!)
• He can re-create human skin, from face to fingerprints, which he dons to perpetrate felonies under the guise of upstanding citizens — like, say, Fandor.
• He “may kill people, but always with a smile.”

For fans of crime thrillers coated in camp, that smile may prove contagious throughout, as Fantomas-as-Fandor pulls a daring diamond heist during a rooftop beauty contest in broad daylight. As Fantomas-as-Juve terrorizes Paris with acts of random violence. As Fantomas gives Tom Cruise a run for his face-switching, Mission: Impossible money. As James Bond-ian submarines and helicopters come into play. As a silly slapstick car chase grows increasingly inventive until it’s nearly worthy of Buster Keaton.

Full of action, light of heart and swift of feet, Fantomas begins and ends as a good caper should: fun. One could argue it doesn’t end at all; rather, it presses pause on its own cat-and-mouse tale, as if awaiting the projectionist to switch reels and start the sequel (Fantomas Unleashed, unleashed the next year by the same team), but assuming you’re already “in,” you’ll hardly mind the inconvenience. —Rod Lott

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