Ghost Mansion (2021)

Desperate for inspiration after a flop, manga creator Jung Ji Woo (Sung Joon, The Villainess) visits Gwang Lim Mansion, a supposedly cursed apartment building. Some people, like first-time writer/director Jo Ba-reun, might call this a Ghost Mansion. (It’s also known as The Grotesque Mansion and, yawn, The Night Shift.)

As the caretaker shares, the place was an orphanage, until the day all the kids perished in a fire. Even since, the rooms are home to strange occurrences, five of which constitute this solid South Korean horror anthology.

For example, a novelist finds his creative juices sucked dry by the distraction of ghost kids and their damn, dirty, discarded tennis shoes. A pharmacist using the place for trysts with her boyfriend learns she’s dating the wrong man — as in, definitely married and possibly a murderer. And a heist is planned on a cult’s rumored safe.

Ghost Mansion’s most successful tales stand tall, back to back and right in the middle. In one, a lonely real estate agent lives with his sex doll and, this being K-horror, a hair-clogged sink. Immediately following, a student back from abroad crashes with a childhood friend with pustules all over his face and mold wallpapering the place. Junji Ito would be proud.

Each neatly compact, the stories don’t wear out their welcome. Even those steeped in Korean folklore and traditions translate with no problem. Rarer, the framing device comes fully formed and built with cleverly curated bits of overlap. hard to believe this is a freshman outing for Ba-reun as a writer, but especially as a director.

Oh, yeah: Several parts are authentically freaky, too. —Rod Lott

Killer Kites (2023)

As memorably harmonized by The Free Design, kites are fun. But they’re not that fun. And so it is with Killer Kites, a decent but ultimately self-immolating creature-feature parody from the makers of the more enjoyable Sewer Gators. This follow-up marks the third movie within the BPU, aka the “Brock Peterson Universe,” so named (by me, just now) for director/producer Paul Dale’s recurring role as an obnoxious TV news reporter.

Also reappearing, albeit in a different role, is leading lady Manon Pages. Here, she’s Abby, whose brother is killed is by a kite passed down from their dead grandfather. (Just roll with it.) Perhaps a visit to the Kuntz Yeast Bread Festival can clear up what’s going on? A total goof with purposely awful effects to poke fun at Birdemic, that’s what, with a few Twin Peaks homages thrown in. The more you’re familiar with those, the more you’re in tune with the movie.

Dale and co-director/writer Austin Frosch exhibit good-natured humor even when the jokes are rimshot-ready bad. To wit:

Abby: “You just want to get in my pants.”
Daniel: “Please, Abby, I can’t fit into those.”

As witnessed in a training montage and semi-buried in-jokes (like “PUT STRING HERE” seen amid the thumbtacked pages and photos on a crazed character’s clichéd wall o’ research), the players seem to be having a ball. Not all of it transfers as well as Sewer Gators did — even Pages seems a little uncomfortable compared to last time — but how many other movies dare to depict kite attacks in 1956 Berlin? —Rod Lott

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Guns and Guts (1974)

Two guys I could not tell apart head to Santa Fe for a shared purpose: a burnin’ yearnin’ to kill its sheriff. That’s because the lawman put one behind bars and stole the other’s wife — both valid reasons for a Western, although no longer (?) for modern day. When they meet horny gunslinger El Pistolero (Jorge Rivero of Lucio Fulci’s Conquest), surrounded by bar hussies, they hire him to pull the trigger.

El Pistolero is the perfect man for the job. “Blood calls for more blood. And our crimes leave a long, red chain,” he tells his dual temp employers over a campfire. “That’s why I prefer my whores.” (Recruiting tip: As with references, leave your choice of sexual partners off your résumé until specifically asked for.)

Guys, he really does love those whores, though. When the trio tracks the sheriff (Quintín Bulnes, Isle of the Snake People) to a monastery, El Pistolero sneaks out after supper to play strip poker with a table full of local floozies.

But enough of the ladies; does Guns and Guts have guns and guts? It does! Although I expected more cheesiness from Mexploitation prince René Cardona Jr. (cf. The Night of a Thousand Cats, Guyana: Cult of the Damned, Tintorera: Killer Shark), he delivers, per the subtitles, a fist-thunderin’, men-gruntin’, objects-clatterin’ Spanish-language Western. It’s packed with Sam Peckinpah-style bloodshed, prostitute nudity and at least one spirited round of human piñata. —Rod Lott

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Unwelcome (2022)

After having aliens invade his native Ireland in 2012’s Grabbers, director Jon Wright returns to wreak havoc on the Emerald Isle — this time with goblins — for Unwelcome.

Expectant parents Maya (Hannah John-Kamen, Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City) and Jamie (Douglas Booth, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies) leave crime-ridden London behind when he inherits a lovely rural Irish cottage upon his aunt’s passing. So what if she believed she shared her property with “leprechauns”?

Being told of the old lady’s Gremlins-style rule of leaving vittles for the creatures at night, every night, without fail, Jamie and Maya humor it. But they don’t follow it, which is when they find out what a mistake that is. Call it Don’t Be Afraid of the Feckin’ Dark.

These trolls, gnomes, whichever term you prefer — “redcaps,” per Wright and Mark Stay’s script — are why you’d want to visit Unwelcome. It’s only natural they be kept in the shadows to build suspense; however, they are hidden for so long, the whole second act is a slog. Only in the last half hour does the movie kick into proper gear, with lotsa hot redcap action. Via the magic of forced perspective, the film uses actors to portray the pint-sized creatures, kicking CGI to the curb and helping the threat seem more real.

While the prevalence of goldenrod grows drab, the outdoor sets bring a touch of visual marvel in an otherwise average picture. They’re built with purposeful artifice to resemble a children’s storybook come to life. This is no fairy tale, however, as I’m unaware of even the Brothers Grimm attempting something so brazen as a redcap taking a big whiff of Maya’s, er, motherhood. The final scene is bonkers … and protracted, as Unwelcome, like a drunk dinner guest, has no idea when to take a bow and exit. —Rod Lott

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BlackBerry (2023)

Indeed, BlackBerry is based on the true story of the early aughts’ favorite smartphone (until the iPhone, of course).

I know, I know: “A movie about a wireless device?” But once upon a time, I wondered how a movie about the creation of Facebook would be, could be any good, and look how that turned out.

BlackBerry isn’t up to the masterpiece level of David Fincher’s The Social Network, but it’s great. These days, in a franchise-drowned market, that’s something to celebrate. Leave it to Canada — specifically, director/co-writer Matt Johnson (Operation Avalanche) — to export the kind of adults-appealing dramedy America used to excel at making before discovering, I dunno, movies about buff, laser-fingered dudes in leather space pajamas.

Mike Lazaridis (Jay Baruchel, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice) is a realist in a Members Only jacket and thick glasses. Doug Fregin (Johnson, The Dirties) is an idealist with omnipresent sweatband and a Velcro Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wallet. Together, the engineers are 50/50 partners in a revolutionary invention. They just can’t get anyone interested until they meet Jim Balsillie (Glenn Howerton, 2020’s The Hunt), an arrogant-AF tech exec who, smelling a golden goose, makes a Hail Mary investment in them after being fired from his job.

As we already know, Balsillie’s instinct in the potential of the duo’s gizmo proves dead-on correct. As you might expect, with enormous success, a fractured friendship follows. Certain egos balloon so big, they merit inclusion in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. With millions rolling in, corners are cut to make even more. For a while, it appears Gordon Gecko‘s “Greed is good” credo works. Until the SEC gets wind of illegal practices.

If you know Howerton only from TV’s It’s Sunny in Philadelphia and A.P. Bio, prepare yourself. Bald and brooding, he’s rage incarnate in three-figure suspenders — the intimidating-shark type the late Miguel Ferrer played in spades, both scary and scary-good. Howerton is at once hilarious (although not in ways his fans are used to) and delivers a dramatic performance legitimately worthy of awards consideration.

As is BlackBerry itself. Not unlike the satisfaction “CrackBerry” users got from the clicks of its keyboard, its many highs hit with dopamine bumps. Under Johnson’s purview and ace sense of balance, what initially — and worriedly — resembles another handheld aping of workplace sitcoms like The Office quickly grounds itself as a whip-smart account of one of Big Tech’s greatest success stories and greatest cautionary tales of hubris. In contrast to its subject, however, the film never fails. —Rod Lott

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