Shot on the cheap in Las Vegas subbing for San Diego, Holistay is the third horror movie within less than a year about a double-booked rental home. Diminishing returns apply with this limp, unpolished go-round.
Vacationing from Ireland, a couple played by Erin Gavin (Dread) and Gavin O’Fearraigh arrive first to the cul-de-sac property backing up to a golf course. They barely have a chance to christen the bedroom when couple No. 2 enter, L.A.ers played by Gabriela Kulaif and Steven Martini (Major Payne). Within two minutes of meeting, the pairs agree to share the space.
Not consulted for that agreement? “Some weird guy with a hood” standing outside in the dark — aka a druid — and his banshee companion who dresses like Stevie Nicks. Each appearance is akin to encountering a Renaissance Faire attendee overdoing it. Strangely, Holistay sidelines this threat for most of the movie, as our weekenders safari, shop, nap, talk, drink wine, take pot edibles, talk, hot tub, do “epic” hot air ballooning, talk, read Martha Stewart Living, talk, talk more, discuss fish recipes, talk and all too easily forget about their supernatural visitors.
A glorious exception finds Martini’s East Coast goombah character armed and angrily yelling into the night, “Hello! What the fuck are you? Banshee? Bunch of fuckin’ geese? Huh, punk? Goose! I’m from New York! You want some-a-me?” His hysteria is unintentionally hysterical.
Joining the foursome in overall apathy is Holistay’s director, Electile Dysfunction documentarian Mary Patel-Gallagher in her first narrative feature. She turns her script’s subplots — involving an international fugitive and money stolen from an Alzheimer’s fundraiser — into the plot for a bulk of the time, seemingly forgetting about making a horror film until the end. To some degree, I can’t fault her for that, because otherwise, not much of anything is going on. Now that, I fault her for.
At the climax, she offers viewers a twist they won’t accept because it’s a cheat. While I believe Patel-Gallagher has a counterargument at the ready, I rewatched the pic twice and still contend it’s a cheat, because the person/people in question wouldn’t/don’t act that way in private. Which speaks to an even greater problem of characters’ unnaturalness permeating this thrill-free movie — one in which they don’t even unload grocery bags believably. —Rod Lott