Something’s afoot — and abreast — in room 229 of the Happy Holiday Hotel, and a cowardly bellboy wants to see for his peeping-Tom self in The Bellboy and the Playgirls. The nudie-cutie film would have no shelf life, if not for being directed in part by Francis Ford Coppola, in one of two such … Continue reading The Bellboy and the Playgirls (1962)
Unless you’re an Uschi Digard completist (and if that’s the case, I salute you), I can’t much recommend Coed Dorm, an ultra-obscure campus comedy in the throbbing vein of Animal House, the National Lampoon classic that looks positively academic by comparison. The only other picture directed by The Severed Arm’s Thomas S. Alderman, the sexploitationer … Continue reading Coed Dorm (1971)
In his second film, cult-crap director Ted V. Mikels (The Corpse Grinders) directs Dr. Sex, a nudie-cutie comedy that dares to combine exhibitionism with psychiatry. At last! In preparation for a textbook project on which they’re about to embark, three shrinks — Dr. Sex, Dr. Schmutz and Dr. Lovejoy — swap tales of their oversexed, … Continue reading Dr. Sex (1964)
This Sinderella story is just like Disney’s Cinderella, but live-action and with exposed B cups. Suzanne Sybele stars as Sinderella, a pretty but picked-upon young woman who basically serves as slave to her evil stepmother and her two hideous daughters. They won’t let Sin go to the royal ball, but to her rescue comes Fairy … Continue reading Sinderella and the Golden Bra (1964)
“Won’t you believe in me? If you do, there will always be mermaids.” So beckons a sexy, near-breathless female voice at the beginning of The Mermaids of Tiburon. Before you answer, let me tell you the fish-femmes in this strange breed of nature film (the exploratory-earth kind) and nature film (the nudie-cutie kind) are far … Continue reading The Mermaids of Tiburon (1962)