The Caped Crusade: Batman and the Rise of Nerd Culture

capedcrusadeShrewdly timed to the theatrical release of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Glen Weldon’s The Caped Crusade: Batman and the Rise of Nerd Culture takes longer to consume, yet provides far more entertainment. A companion of sorts to his 2013 tome on the Man of Steel, the book excels as a work of cultural history … provided you can overlook the whiplash appearances of the occasional stuffy phrase (“slyphs in organza gowns”) and dropping of hipster lingo (“mansplaining”).

The book traces the Dark Knight’s “life,” from his 1939 “birth” in Detective Comics #27 to anchoring several DC Comics titles today. With the exacting fervor of someone who may consider The Overstreet Comic Book Price Guide as “light reading,” Weldon details Batman’s many, many changes with the times and trends along the way — not just as a four-color character, but one who has leapt beyond the page to infiltrate the media of radio, television and, of course, the movies.

In comparing the Batman co-created by Bill Finger and liar/thief Bob Kane to the Batman of the 1966 camp television series to the Batman of Frank Miller’s 1986 revisionist graphic novel to the Batman of Christopher Nolan’s brooding film trilogy — to say nothing of all the Batmans in between, including Joel Schumacher’s much-reviled “urban-landscape-as-roller-disco” BatmanThe Caped Crusade wildly succeeds. You’ll learn, for example, of an era in which your justice-seeker absolutely used guns and killed people, even on purpose.

Less successfully, Weldon attempts to couch this history of Gotham City’s No. 1 crime fighter as being congruent with the ascent of “nerd culture” from something the mainstream derides to something it now embraces. It’s a theory I’m not 100% subscribed to, and his endless, binary talk of “normals” and “nerds” sends my buy-in down a few notches with each chapter. Still, it makes for interesting reading nonetheless, which is exactly what you hope and expect from such a book, and he is not so beholden to his love of/for comics as to deny that their storylines have grown ridiculously dense.

batman1966By and large, Weldon is a fun writer to read, especially when he lets his considerable wit off the chain, whether referring to Boy Wonder sidekick Robin as “achingly kidnappable” or describing Adam West’s line delivery on the aforementioned 1960s TV program — and subsequent cash-in film — as being riddled with “pauses that are not merely pregnant but two weeks overdue.” (Even the footnotes are playful.) The sheer amount of times the author refers to something as “kinda gay” would be troubling if Weldon weren’t gay himself; however, this fact will go unnoticed unless one pays attention to the acknowledgments at the book’s end or has heard him mention his husband on NPR’s Pop Culture Happy Hour podcast.

Which brings us to the book’s elephant-in-the-room caveat: If you have been or currently are a listener of that podcast, for which Weldon appears almost weekly as one of its primary hosts, it is impossible to read The Caped Crusade without hearing his voice in your head. Personally, that’s a negative, as his speaking method strikes me as so overly scripted and prepared to a fault, he often comes off as that smug know-it-all who, enabled by the rush of liquor to his bloodstream, corners people at parties and proceeds to cheerlead his own pomposity via $10 words. It’s not endearing.

And yet, like mines on a battlefield, you never know when his prose will unleash a vocabulary bomb that speaks above his target audience: agar, prolix, Derridean, caesurae, augured, febrile, noisome, tincture, bathetic, mesomorphic, abstruse, eschatological, elide, caromed, biliousness. Worse, several others appear multiple times: fealty, bolus, anodyne, gouaches, Sisyphean, lingua franca, mien, evince, gewgaws. Geegaws! That’s a word so goofy and cringe-inducing, it should only be uttered by preschoolers attempting to get the attention of their grandmother.

I mean, once you’ve read the cowled subject described as “po-faced,” “laconic” and “badass” for the third or fourth time, you understandably ache for a little variety. After all, there is nothing wrong with “disapproving,” “terse” or “intimidating,” is there? Holy Roget, Batman! —Rod Lott

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Killer Force (1975)

killerforceKiller Force is a slightly off-kilter heist picture, primarily because of its setting: the middle of a South African desert, with nothing but sand dunes for miles around all sides of the Syndicated Diamond Corporation. Some precious, uncut stones worth $20 million are targeted for thievin’ by a gang of criminals, and they need an inside man to help pull it off. Perhaps even one sleeping with a co-worker’s daughter (Octopussy herself, Maud Adams, never sexier).

That man is Bradley (Peter Fonda, Ghost Rider), SDC’s second-in-command of security. The wisenheimer works under the tyrannical rule of Webb (a truly menacing Telly Savalas, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service), who’s such a jerk that it makes Bradley’s decision to aid the dark side that much easier. Whereas director and co-writer Val Guest (The Quatermass Xperiment) depicts that allegiance swing too quickly, it does keep Killer Force moving along — well and consistently, until the mano y mano finale.

killerforce1I’m uncertain if the title refers to Webb’s bullying, under-my-thumb employment tactics or the dirty quarter-dozen of heist hatchers. It’s led by Simon Cowell look-alike Hugh O’Brian (1965’s Ten Little Indians), clad in manly neckerchief. His mercenary underlings are more notable, in that they’re played by Hammer legend Christopher Lee and double murderer O.J. Simpson. The latter can’t act, but damn, the dude can run! And, a terrific Fonda hero aside, that foot Juice is really all something as compact as this dynamite AIP release needs. —Rod Lott

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Gurozuka (2005)

gurozukaWhile not all J-horror entries are required to be compared to Hideo Nakata’s massively influential Ringu (remade for Yanks as The Ring, of course), it’s nigh impossible to discuss Yôichi Nishiyama’s Gurozuka without drawing the comparison. With automatic thanks to a rumored videotape on which the narrative must hinge, the similarities are too strong, ultimately to this film’s detriment.

With an all-female cast, the imported spookshow follows two high school groups collaborating on a project for class: the Movie Club, all two members of it, and the Drama Club, more popular since it numbers a big, fat three. Virtually doubling as cliques, both clubs can be defined by their members’ behavior toward others: respectively, goody-two-shoes and snooty bitches. With teacher Ms. Yoko as their chaperone, the nice girls and mean girls venture deep into the woods to shoot an improvisational film. Looking not unlike an Asian Sarah Palin, Ms. Yoko (Yûko Itô, Bubble Fiction: Boom or Bust) is despised by the girls, who suspect she is having an improper relationship with Takako (Nozomi Andô, Tomie: Forbidden Fruit), the strange and silent pupil tagging along for this field trip.

gurozuka1Mind you, the above paragraph delivers far more background than Nishiyama needs to give his audience, other than to set up Takako as a social outcast and, therefore, a de facto red herring. The real story kicks in at the abandoned lodge in which they stay, because that’s where the Movie Clubbers stumble upon the creepy Super 8 footage that serves as the Zapruder film in Gurozuka’s world: a legendary reel depicting — or capturing, hmmm? — a woman in a demon mask slicing up her “co-star”: a fellow student of the schoolgirls who never was heard from again.

Furthermore, this found footage reportedly was shot on the lodge grounds … yet with this being a horror film, “reportedly” can be jettisoned. That demon woman still sports that undeniably unsettling mask and still grasps that same sharp implement and, yep, still remains on-site. I wish there were more to the flick than that, but — as is the case with the majority of J-horror movies — predictability reigns supreme. That’s not to say Gurozuka can’t be enjoyed half-heartedly, provided expectations are cut into simplified fractions; it helps that 84 minutes is all Nishiyama asks of your time for a work so reliant on the ideas of other films before it, including a scene lifted wholesale from Sam Raimi’s The Evil Dead. (Domo arigato, Samuel.) —Rod Lott

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Victor Frankenstein (2015)

victorfrankensteinIf a certain Transylvanian count earned an origin tale with Dracula Untold, why not the maddest of mad scientists? Victor Frankenstein proceeds to tell the story before the story of Mary Shelley’s classic novel … except that the monstrous creation finds itself right smack at the center of the Victorian-era film’s climax.

Between chapters of the X-Men franchise, James McAvoy essays the title role of the medical student with designs and theories that push the envelope as they push the definition of “extracurricular activities.” As the film by Push-er Paul McGuigan opens, London chap Victor finds a lab assistant in the most unusual of spots: a traveling circus. Igor (Daniel Radcliffe, further distancing himself from the boy-wizard gig of the Harry Potter series) is a hunchbacked clown with a knack for the anatomical.

A side note, Potterheads: Prepare yourself, because your Radcliffe looks terrifying, as if Edward Scissorhands, Conrad Veidt’s Caligari somnambulist and 1970s mime duo Shields and Yarnell crammed into Seth Brundle’s teleportation pod at once, and whatever emerged at the other end got its hair done by Helena Bonham Carter. Again, terrifying.

victorfrankenstein1Victor could use a smart guy like Igor to aid in his experiments, so he springs the freak from his circus cage and gives him shelter, food, fresh clothes and hot water. He also “cures” Igor’s hunched back, in a scene primed to make you puke, if the thought of sucking a stranger’s pus through a straw sounds even the least bit unappetizing. All gussied up and standing upright, Igor is able to pursue Lorelei (Jessica Brown Findlay, TV’s Downton Abbey), the lithe, lovely trapeze artist for whom he has pined from afar. Although unspoken, she totally owes him a mercy lay, having saved her life in the prologue and all, yet instead, they court like Duggar daughters.

The difference is that we know the Duggars wouldn’t dare step foot in an institution of science, what with all its charlatans. Igor invites Lorelei to just such a place, to witness him help Victor re-animate a dead “homunculus” using a “Lazarus fork,” a metal utensil that converts electricity into the life-flowing kind. Their test subject is a patched-together meat puppet; the secret recipe, reveals Victor, is “mostly chimpanzee.” Its reaction to their action? Mostly preposterous — in a good, deranged way.

Had the screenplay by Chronicle’s Max Landis worked in more chunks of sick-minded, really weird science, McGuigan’s movie might rise above the notch marked “just barely alive.” Taking a parchment page from Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes reboot — it of the punch-o-matic predictor sequences — McGuigan grants his bro-heroes with the gift of anatomy-cam powers, enabling them to imagine Gray’s Anatomy-style illustrations — detailed, labeled, animated — over others’ bodies, like a Gothic precursor to Superman’s X-ray vision. While of negligible value to the story, this recurring bit makes for a welcome visual flourish and — this is important — something we haven’t seen before in many a Frankenfilm.

Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the movie at large; like so many enormously expensive genre pics, Victor Frankenstein suffers from grave Act 3 problems, not the least of which is that it loses whatever impish edge built in the beginning by culminating in the overly familiar — and not the best parts of the overly familiar, either. Why is there never a little girl around to toss in a pond when you need one? —Rod Lott

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Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films (2014)

electricboogalooIsraeli cousins Menahem Golan and Yoran Globus absolutely loved movies. It’s just too bad that, during their 1980s reign as owners of The Cannon Group, they had “cash registers where their hearts should be,” as disgruntled actress Laurene Landon puts it, just before she burns a VHS tape of America 3000, the forgotten flick she regrets making for them. Her anecdote represents the kind of filter-free candor that alights Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films, Mark Hartley’s third (and reportedly final) documentary devoted to a specific branch of exploitation film.

Told with the same fervor flavor of his Not Quite Hollywood of 2008 and Machete Maidens Unleashed! two years later, Hartley’s Electric Boogaloo is a wondrous whirlwind tour of the chaos that erupted behind the B-movie label, birthing such releases as Breakin’, Bloodsport, Masters of the Universe, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Ninja III: The Domination and practically everything that decade in which Chuck Norris or Charles Bronson starred.

electricboogaloo1In general, those larger-than-life Cannon boys kept costs low, opened wide and, if they were lucky, clicked big with a ticket-buying public — a surefire formula until it suddenly wasn’t. Not coincidentally at the end of the ’80s, Golan and Globus bitterly parted ways; ever the dick-swinging showmen, the two then competed to beat the other to theaters with a movie about (of all things) the lambada dance craze. (Spoiler: Both opened the same day, to empty theaters.)

That “duel” is one of dozens of crazy, can’t-make-this-up stories shared by those Cannon alum who survived their time on various projects (and almost all of whom can do a killer Golan impression). We hear about the guys’ delusion that they were Oscar-bound with the Brooke Shields vehicle Sahara. That they stole private photos from Bo Derek’s bag, which they then issued as publicity stills for Bolero. That they accidentally cast Sharon Stone opposite Richard Chamberlain on King Solomon’s Mines because they thought they were getting Romancing the Stone’s Kathleen Turner. That their mid-movie replacement of a real orangutan with a fake one (a man in a suit) would go unnoticed — which it kinda did, since so few ever saw Going Bananas. That they made Michael Dudikoff a star with American Ninja because a super-vain Norris — not wanting his precious face obscured by ninja fabric — turned it down. There are tons more where those came from.

Supplemented with glorious clips, these tales arrive rapid-fire, ensuring Electric Boogaloo remains a live wire for its whole. Fast, loose and easy, the doc is over in less than two hours, yet so invigorating and engaging that I gladly would have sat for two more. —Rod Lott

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