Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

After all the carnage and tragedy that befell so many humans in the events of 2015’s Jurassic World, not to mention three previous adventures, one would think the last thing those survivors would do is go back to that island. Yet that is exactly what they do in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, for a reason returning screenwriters Colin Trevorrow and Derek Connolly do not work hard enough to sell credibly: because 11 species of dinosaurs need to be saved from extinction before an about-to-blow volcano covers Isla Nebula with a thick sheen of lava.

So off go former theme-park exec Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard, Spider-Man 3) and velociraptor whisperer Owen (Chris Pratt, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2), back to the island that very nearly — and often! — served as their gravesite. This time, Claire brings two millennials from her new PETA-esque dino-protection nonprofit: a sassy “paleoveterinarian” (Daniella Pineda, TV’s The Detour) and a systems analyst (Justice Smith, Paper Towns) whose scaredy-cat act gets really old really fast.

Escorting them is a military team whose crusty leader, Wheatley (Ted Levine, The Silence of the Lambs), wields a pair of pliers to extract a tooth from each dinosaur they capture, so you know how that’s gonna turn out. His well-armed crew is tasked with shipping the prehistoric creatures to the palatial estate of infirm philanthropist Benjamin Lockwood (James Cromwell, Species II) for safekeeping, but Wheatley and Lockwood’s right-hand man (a wonderfully slimy Rafe Spall, Prometheus) have other, more personally lucrative ideas.

Although the back half of Fallen Kingdom taking place within the Lockwood mansion is unique to the five-film franchise, Jurassic-newbie director J.A. Bayona (The Orphanage) fails to spatially orientate the grounds to a level of layout that could foster and support suspense among audiences. Where and from what distance predator and prey exist is any viewer’s guess, yet also inconsequential, because any time Claire and Owen back themselves in a corner – metaphorical or otherwise — and face certain doom, Trevorrow and Connolly simply pilfer their cop-out climax from the previous sequel … and Bayona lets them, each and every time. It’s a lazy play on the page, and even more so on the screen.

Sloppy, choppy and as tired as the tranquilizers shot throughout, Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom simply goes through the motions, never fully engaging. Toward the end, the film grows as silly as Godzilla on Monster Island, then concludes with a frustrating cocktease of a coda that all but guarantees the worst minute of the next Jurassic movie will be of greater quality than this one’s best. As it stands (read: without tumble gymnastics), Fallen Kingdom is a virtual remake of 1997’s The Lost World: Jurassic Park, no longer the lone disappointment in the Steven Spielberg-produced series — a feat that took 21 years, give or take 65 million. —Rod Lott

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Black Panther (2018)

As the titular superhero of Black Panther, Chadwick Boseman becomes to a generation of children what Christopher Reeve’s revelatory performance as/in Superman became to mine: an instant icon. Making this one all the more remarkable is that while the red-caped son of Krypton already had embodied truth, justice and the American way through decades of comic books, serials, TV shows and the like, Black Panther prowled about the pages of Marvel Comics in relative obscurity.

No more! This cool cat has been unleashed.

Inheriting the role of king of the African nation Wakanda, T’Challa (Boseman, Gods of Egypt) also inherits his late father’s secret identity as his people’s masked protector. Wakanda is masked as well — a village whose advanced technology and vast riches of vibranium (you know, that metal that powers a fellow Avenger’s shield) are hidden under a literal veil that, to an outsider’s naked eye, makes it appear Third World.

Such wonderful toys equip and enable T’Challa to be more than mere superhero — he’s the 007 of the Eastern Hemisphere! With his kid sister (scene-stealing Letitia Wright, Ready Player One) as his personal Q, T’Challa needs all the help he can get as a figure from his unknowing past (Michael B. Jordan, 2015’s less-than-Fantastic Four) attempts to take over the throne, by any means necessary.

While Black Panther’s rapturous success with audiences and critics is not at all surprising, the movie is overpraised. That’s hardly a knock on the film, because it’s still rousing entertainment for most of its two-plus hours. Much as he resuscitated the ailing Rocky franchise with the Oscar-nominated Creed, director Ryan Coogler usurps expectations by leaning heavily into James Bond’s territory. The movie belongs as much to the gadget-gotten spy genre as it does to the sci-fi adventure brand of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, standing on its own while making a snug fit into the MCU’s pre-existing serialized world.

The movie’s mere MCU-ness causes the most problems, with the usual overstuffed finale of foregone conclusions. Coogler and co-writer Joe Robert Cole, however, have a greater hold on their ensemble cast, giving so many talented people — Sterling K. Brown, Martin Freeman, Lupita Nyong’o, Andy Serkis, Angela Bassett, Forest Whitaker — a chance to act, rather than simply collect a nice paycheck. Special praise is reserved for Danai Gurira (My Soul to Take) and Florence Kasumba (Wonder Woman) as T’Challa’s spear-armed bodyguards; they roar and resonate so loudly, they deserve a vehicle all their own. —Rod Lott

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Stigma (1980)

Because Sebastian was born with a caul over his face, his brother, Joe (Emilio Gutiérrez Caba, In the Folds of the Flesh) believes that the kid has clairvoyant powers — shades of Stephen King’s The Shining. Joe is correct.

Now that their father has passed away, those powers come to the forefront for the teen Sebastian (Christian Borromeo, Tenebrae). Throw in high-school hormones, and Li’l Sebastian is awash in a highly volatile stew. It’s creepy enough that he sits in his room playing with a knife. It’s creepier that he secretly records his newly widowed mother (Helga Liné, Black Candles) having one-night stands, and later fondles her undies and sniffs her sheets. But to have his lower lip bleed whenever he has a vision of someone’s near-future death? That’s the absolute creepiest.

Wait, I take that back. His tactile and olfactory activity concerning Mom? That is the absolute creepiest; the unsettling hints of incest make it a kissin’ cousin to Andrea Bianchi’s Burial Ground. The lip thing is just weird.

After a couple of people close to Sebastian die shortly after he sees their demise, he begins to worry if he perhaps is willing their fates. Joe’s girlfriend (Alexandra Bastedo, 13 Frightened Girls) is concerned and, being a big believer is the psychic world, wishes to help Sebastian get the bottom of his prescient visions. Or are they visions of the past?

Stigma represents another trip into the supernatural for director José Ramón Larraz (The House That Vanished) and it’s right in line with other possession pics that popped up in the second half of the 1970s after the success of The Omen and The Amityville Horror kept the subgenre spinning. It’s more than a little ballsy in that Larraz gives you no hero; Sebastian is a despicable character – smug and spoiled and simpering. And there’s no Gregory Peck to his Damien. This family is like the circuses of dysfunction that made Jerry Springer the ringmaster of trash TV: You wouldn’t want to spend any real time with them, but through the safety of the tube? It’s difficult to look away. —Rod Lott

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Reading Material: Short Ends 5/23/18

Even if they don’t come along that often, I love a good horror movie set among the stars. I love some bad ones, too. (But not all.) That sent Horror in Space: Critical Essays on a Film Subgenre rocketing toward the top of my reading pile. Edited by Michele Brittany, the McFarland & Company paperback sends 15 think-pieces into orbit, including yet another anatomical reading of Alien. Luckily, other contributors boldly go elsewhere, such as Jason Davis’ rollicking, reverse-order tour through “Aliensploitationfilms. Continuing in that vein is Kevin Chabot’s look at slasher sequels that send their killer characters into space, notably Leprechaun 4 and cover boy Jason X. Elsewhere, look for love for John Carpenter, H.P. Lovecraft and the increasingly appreciated Event Horizon.

In Biology Run Amok! The Life Science Lessons of Science Fiction Cinema, cancer immunologist and Scary Monsters magazine scribe Mark C. Glassy (an appropriate surname for beaker-laden B-pic fare) examines and reviews the science portrayed in the films, rather than the films themselves. For example, this summation of The Bride of Frankenstein: “The supporting glassware and overall layout of the lab are quite fitting for the work at hand, namely making different reagents, philters, and solutions for the creation of his homunculi.” If that’s your thing, then this experiment may yield positive results for you, with chapters on radiation, re-animation, brain surgery, extreme hair growth, etc. Glassy’s admirable goal here is to teach science through a massively popular art form, which he does with obvious intelligence. While similar to his 2001 book, The Biology of Science Fiction Cinema, also from McFarland & Company, Amok is not the same thing. Consider it a companion — or lab partner, as the case may be.

Harris M. Lentz III’s Obituaries in the Performing Arts, 2017 is kind of like having the Academy Awards’ “In Memoriam” segment in book form, but without the varying bursts of applause to let you know that, even in death, it’s all a popularity contest. As if there were any question, the 447-page paperback pays tribute to those actors, actresses, authors, musicians and other artists who left this earth in the last calendar year, from A (Adair, Perry Sheehan) to Z (Zumbrunnen, Eric) — almost 1,300 in all, even including animal stars (orca whale Tilikum) and porn stars (Shyla Stylez). It seems macabre, but such things should be preserved for future generations. That’s what no-frills reference books are for. The nice thing is that, in Lentz’s world, death is an equalizer. By that, I mean that the dearly departed get more or less the same treatment here: a bio and write-up no matter how successful (or un) he or she was. Clifton James, Doris Carey and Frank “The Tank” Miller are as important as Chuck Berry, Mary Tyler Moore and Harry Dean Stanton. Photos are used as often as possible, which is to say for almost every entry. —Rod Lott

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Herschell Gordon Lewis’ BloodMania (2017)

When “the Godfather of Gore,” Herschell Gordon Lewis, passed away in 2016, his final movie was 2009’s The Uh-Oh! Show. That footnote since has been supplanted by Herschell Gordon Lewis’ BloodMania, a four-part anthology that’s at least four times worse than the previous worst thing he had done, which is really saying something — and I’m a fan! Seriously, The Uh-Oh! Show — highly flawed, yet highly fun — is Call Me by Your Name compared to this.

Following interminable opening credits that treat its no-name actors as if they constitute an all-star cast à la It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Lewis addresses the video camera as himself, an ersatz Cryptkeeper to introduce each deplorable tale, half of which he directed, including the first.

Of that one, “Gory Story,” he declares, “You’re about to get your money’s worth” — a promise unfulfilled, even if you watch the film for free. Brewster Bricabrac (Roger LeBlanc, Painkillers) possesses a possessed hook hand, which continues to injure him — a single joke dragged out 20 minutes too long. While an improvement, “The Night Hag,” also from our host and about a hairy she-creature haunting a suburban family’s home, fails to engage past an initial, quickly discarded sitcom spoof.

Freshman filmmaker Melanie Reinboldt directs “Attack of Conscience,” featuring a comatose woman (Sonia Deleo) who dreams of dying over and over at the hands of her abusive lover (Donovan Cerminara, 30 Days of Night: Dark Days). This short is not only confusing, but tonally askew from the rest of the picture. Finally, tyro helmer Kevin Littlelight offers “GOREgeous,” in which former rock star Gordo (Stuart Bentley), suffering from erectile dysfunction, slices and dices his “deaf retard” wife and continues a murderous rampage from there. It’s the kind of piece in which a girl complains, “These high heels are killing me!” while a high heel juts from her bloodied, stabbed back.

Groan. I’d dub BloodMania unwatchable, if not for the fact that I watched the damn thing. It took me three days to get through it. Avoid at all costs; your allegiance for Lewis should go only so far. —Rod Lott

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