Category Archives: Horror

It Follows (2014)

itfollowsSo much of modern horror has been reduced to a series of cheap jumps and contrived shock-value tactics, a trend 20 years or so in the making that managed to suck a lot of the life out of a once artful ilk. The genre arguably peaked in the late ’70s and early ’80s with heavily stylized, blood-curling flicks like Dario Argento’s Suspiria and Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining — movies predicated mostly on the potential perils of the unknown. And the best of horror’s contemporary offerings — The Blair Witch Project, The Others and, most recently, The Babadook — were similarly averse to predictable jostles and jolts.

It Follows is this same breed of horror, inducing its pervasive unease through the use of old-school tactics: crafty camerawork, a hair-raising score and Maika Monroe’s breakthrough performance as the film’s tormented lead actress. It has the look and feel of a work that could have been released at any point in the last 50 years — something writer/director David Robert Mitchell (The Myth of the American Sleepover) seems keenly aware of, given the prominence of landline phones and TVs with knobs on them — yet its one-of-a-kind premise combats any disposition toward mere homage or some uninspired retread.

itfollows1Set in suburban Detroit, the film follows a teenaged Jay (Monroe, The Guest) who, after a sexual encounter with her boyfriend Hugh (Jake Weary, Zombeavers), contracts the worst kind of STD: being stalked by naked dead people. Only those who have had sex with someone affected can see these ghastly creatures, who walk slowly yet persistently toward the most recent victim with intent to kill. This supernatural force takes on many faces and arrives when its target least expects it, and the only way to alleviate the haunting is to pass it on to someone else through intercourse. With the aid of her friends, Jay’s struggle is to first acknowledge that it’s real, then to remedy it, then to ultimately destroy it.

That may sound ridiculous on a surface level, but it’s executed with such mastery that it’s nearly impossible to find fault. The notion of there being something out there somewhere that’s going to find you at some point lends itself to a state of constant paranoia, a concept compounded by Mitchell’s brilliant use of backdrop and camera movement. The movie is shot almost entirely in deep focus, not just allowing but coercing the audience to be mindful of what’s happening behind every single frame. And through the use of 360-degree pans and prowling slow-zooms, Mitchell’s camera can, depending on the circumstance, create either full spacial awareness or lull you into complacency.

The synth-heavy score — composed by Rich Vreeland under his Disasterpeace moniker — adds an anxious, retro-horror undercurrent to it all, not unlike that of John Carpenter’s Halloween or the aforementioned Suspiria. Yet the music acquiesces at all the right moments, whether to approaching footsteps or a disquieting youthful whimper, allowing the suspense and anguish of ambience to take hold without relinquishing effectiveness.

Through each of the film’s 100 minutes, Mitchell injects new life into horror by conjuring elements from decades past and applying them to modern-day ideals. It’s one of the genre’s most subtly immersive, if not altogether scariest, films of the last several years, and it accomplished as much with an indie-friendly budget and a cast of relative unknowns. No matter; It Follows is less about the spectacle and more about the experience. —Zach Hale, Oxford Karma

Frankenstein vs. the Mummy (2015)

frankensteinmummyAnyone expecting the epic battle promised by the title of Frankenstein vs. the Mummy to be an epic battle is in for a rude awakening. Ironically, in keeping the fight confined to one scene toward the end, writer/director Damien Leone is sticking closely to the monster-mash template of the past, à la Universal’s black-and-white classic Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man.

To many, that won’t matter. What will is the time it takes to get to the point where those creatures are ready to rumble. Whereas the aforementioned 1943 film was over and done with in less than 75 minutes, this one takes nearly 120.

As if you needed to be told, leather-jacketed med-school professor Dr. Victor Frankenstein (Max Rhyser, Razortooth) is working on a secret project: reanimating the dead! Meanwhile, fellow faculty member and Maxim-ready archaeologist Naihla Khalil (Ashton Leigh, The Virginity Hit) has brought a rather unique souvenir back from her trip to Egypt: the crusty corpse of a pharaoh!

frankensteinmummy1While Dr. F and Ms. K go on a first date (on which she puts out), her mummy (Brandon deSpain, The Black Water Vampire) spritzes its ancient death curse into the face of an old, bald colleague (Boomer Tibbs, Working Girls) who immediately gets all murdery across campus. Eventually, Victor’s own killer monster (Constantin Tripes, looking like an emaciated Glenn Danzig) gets loose, too.

Okay, so story is not Leone’s bread and butter; the guy sure loves him some old-school monsters, though, and their design is so impressive, it still would be for a picture 10 times the budget. I just wish this picture moved faster. The pacing is off — and consistently, suggesting Leone cannot kill his darlings either in the script stage or the editing phase, or perhaps both. Between the two, the role as editor is the one I would rather see him cede.

Frankenstein vs. the Mummy marks the multitalent’s first true feature, as 2013’s All Hallows’ Eve — a clown-centric and genuinely creepy horror flick I really dig — is an anthology cobbled from his short films. Judging from that and this, I presume he’s not yet accustomed to the differences of long-form narrative. He’ll get there. Until then, somewhat enjoy this graveyard semi-smash. —Rod Lott

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Late Phases (2014)

latephasesTake one blind and cranky war veteran, replace “Hoo-ah!” with howls, and you have Late Phases, arguably the best pure werewolf film since 2000’s Ginger Snaps. To be fair, that category is not exactly snapping with fierce competition — Wes Craven’s Cursed, anyone? Thought not! — so let’s broaden the genre and call it a solid suspenser.

The sight-challenged military man at the center of this hairy tale is Ambrose McKinley (Nick Damici, Stake Land), whose son (Ethan Embry, Cheap Thrills) moves him into the Crescent Bay Retirement Community despite recent reports of residents disappearing. Sure enough, Ambrose barely has time to unpack before his next-door neighbor is mauled to death by a werewolf.

latephases1Well, we know a werewolf is to blame, because director Adrián Garcia Bogliano (Penumbra) lets the viewer in on the claw-gashing action. No one else is privy to the slaughter, yet Ambrose not only somehow surmises the culprit is of the felled-by-silver-bullets variety, but also correctly predicts the next strike will arrive with the following month’s full moon. You can question the “how” all you want; it won’t change a damn thing, so may as well just go with it as Bogliano does.

That you’ll want to speaks to the Spanish filmmaker’s strengths as a director. Late Phases marks his inauguration into English-language features, and he commemorates the challenge by bringing the best of his previous work with him: the mounting tension of 2010’s Cold Sweat and the hallucinatory horror of 2012’s Here Comes the Devil. His eye considerably elevates the so-so script by Eric Stolze, whose 2012’s Under the Bed is as dull as Phases is sharp.

Strangely, its weakest link is the lead performance from Damici, who makes an already crotchety character damn near insufferable — and certainly annoying — by adhering to a needless accent exaggerated to the point of comical: “Those” become “dose”; “thing” becomes “tang.” Good thing his supporting cast is so strong, it truly supports; standouts include Manhunter’s Tom Noonan, Bitch Slap’s Erin Cummings and The Last Starfighter himself, Lance Guest.

The MVP might be David Greathouse (Jug Face), who dons the werewolf suit — that’s right: suit instead of CGI, thereby working wonders in the projection of menace through the screen. The final showdown of man vs. lycanthrope provides much of the movie’s meat; pay particular attention to the 1:15:31 mark, where the beast takes a flying, slow-motion leap toward a car. It’s begging for animated-GIF immortality. —Rod Lott

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The Reincarnation of Isabel (1973)

reincarnationisabelThis much I recall about The Reincarnation of Isabel, less than 24 hours after viewing:

1. It opens with the memorable image of a nude nun, her chest cavity blackened and burned as if she’s missing a heart.

2. Holy shit, she is!

3. A vampire played by Mickey Hargitay (Bloody Pit of Horror) is trying to revive his deceased lover (Rita Calderoni, Nude for Satan) through a ritual requiring the ticker and peepers of a virgin.

4. Everything else played like a loathsome fever dream mixed with Dramamine and three vodka tonics.

reincarnationisabel1The Italian film from writer/director Renato Polselli (The Vampire and the Ballerina) also is known under of the alternate, better title Black Magic Rites. That’s a very important piece of info, as I almost bought this maddening piece of shit twice. #themoreyouknow —Rod Lott

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Don’t Go in the House (1979)

dontgohousePoor, lonely, miserable, working-class cog Donald Kohler (Dan Grimaldi, best-known as twins Patsy and Philly Parisi on TV’s The Sopranos) is having a very bad day. First, his boss berates him for not coming to the aid of a co-worker who bursts into flames when a can of spray paint explodes in the incinerator. Then, Donald slumps home to find Mom (Ruth Dardick) dead in her rocking chair. His initial reaction is shock, until reality hits: Now he can play his disco LPs at full volume and jump on the living-room furniture from the Old Biddy collection!

Oh, and of course, flame-broil some broads. Hi-diddle-dee-dee, the bachelor’s life for me …

dontgohouse1Welcome to Don’t Go in the House, the only slasher film I can think of where the killer’s signature outfit is a head-to-toe asbestos suit. Because the child Donald had his arms held over the gas stove by his mother — an apparent honors grad of the Piper Laurie in Carrie School of Parenting — the adult Donald likes to lure young, beautiful women into his spacious home, knock ’em out, strip ’em nude, tie ’em up and unleash the cruel, hot licks of a flamethrower upon their easy-to-bubble bods. Good thing the Kohler residence comes with a steel-paneled room! (Hell, when you have that, who needs an extra powder bath?)

Most slashers would be content to stop there, but first-time director/co-writer Joseph Ellison takes things a little further by giving us a glimpse into Donald’s mixed-up mind; he is haunted by the literal ghosts of his crispy victims, whom he imagines come to life at inopportune times. (He keeps their ashen corpses in an adjoining room, each dressed to the nines and seated in her own chair as if on display like a menagerie.) It’s a halfway-novel twist to an otherwise dreary, dirty tale, and as Don’t Go in the House’s resident Norman Bates, Grimaldi turns in a pretty good performance of an utterly despicable human being.

Even with depicting the abuse Donald suffered, Ellison fails to establish a credible link for the grown man’s newfound, strike-anywhere hobby. He also fails an opportunity for a killer joke in not having Donald drop the needle on “Disco Inferno.” That’s the one instance in which an increased budget would have helped. —Rod Lott

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