With movies being a great escape from the grind of daily life, it’s ironic that the global pandemic has kept them off-limits for about a year. Now that we have figured out how to co-exist with the virus — well, some of us, anyway — we can attend an actual theater again!

Among our scant few choices? A film about our very real COVID conundrum: In the Earth. Good thing it’s pretty close to great. Coming from writer/director Ben Wheatley — returning to the folk-horror roots of 2011’s brilliant Kill List, his greatest success in a chameleon of a career — its core message is this: Can’t wait to get back to your old, pre-coronavirus ways? Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.

After a year in lockdown, a remote wilderness lodge reopens to host scientist Martin Lowery (Joel Fry, 10,000 BC) for field research. He’s studying its fertile forest land to develop more efficient crops. As he’s setting up shop, others at the lodge mention a local folktale of a spirit in the woods, talk of mysterious deaths in a nearby village, reports of people lost in the woods, rumors of a professor missing for months — omens Wheatley dispenses to his players as often as hand sanitizer.

When park ranger Alma (Ellora Torchia, Midsommar) guides Martin into the woods to show him the ropes, they encounter Zach (Reece Shearsmith, Wheatley’s High-Rise), a babbling kook who performs rites in an effort to communicate with Mother Nature. An act of violence traps this unlikely triumvirate, forcing Martin and Alma to wonder if even a shred of truth exists in Zach’s freakish theories and activities.

I’m purposely being vague to let In the Earth’s surprises do their dirty work on you, too.

It gives nothing away to say In the Earth finds a “happy” medium between the ghostly phenomenon of The Stone Tape and the ghastly witchery of Suspiria. Just as those works span varying styles of horror, Wheatley begins his high-strung story with the cheeky innocence of urban legends as campfire tales before invading that purely mental space with the unflinching physicality of modern gore. Will audiences cringe more at a rather pointed instance of ocular trauma or an impromptu amputation and subsequent cauterization? It’s a toss-up, but Lucio Fulci would be proud of the former, while the latter makes Kathy Bates’ famous swing of the sledgehammer look like T-ball practice.

As the film expands into ever more disturbing territory, sound becomes a critical factor; as a viewer, you feel the pummeling the characters take. Add strobe lighting, subliminal imagery and X-Acto editing by Wheatley, and you’re no longer watching a movie but experiencing a potentially allergy-triggering exercise in psychedelic immersion. The effect is not unlike my most recent trip to the dentist, when an overdose of nitrous oxide caused my hand to vibrate loudly as it existed in 16 places at once. You had to be there.

Or you can be here, under Wheatley’s divisive spell, which I recommend. Those daring to cross the threshold will emerge 100 minutes later with one of two educated opinions: that In the Earth is either a tool of torture best reserved for war criminals or a generous dose of terrifying, cinematic sensory bliss. Following end titles unlike any I’ve seen before, I left with a headache. I’m serious when I say that’s a plus. —Rod Lott

I’ve had a long, storied history with Spanish director Álex de la Iglesia’s El día de la bestia — better known in America as The Day of the Beast — than I care to admit. Having been a strange lover to his Acción mutante since my bootleg-buying days, sometime in the summer between high school and college, I ordered a VHS copy of Beast from the back of some zine I don’t even remember.

Since that 10th-generation dupe, I’ve had the Trimark VHS I got as a previously viewed tape from one of the many video stores I worked at, as well as a washed-out DVD transfer with no subtitles numerous years ago from eBay, all in a pathetic effort to watch what I now consider to be the finest horror flick ever made.

Thinking that was the best I was going to get in my viewing life, it’s a miracle from God that Severin Films released it in a most proper format: Blu-ray and 4K, in a transfer where I can see what is going on and, through much-needed subtitles, finally understand what is going on instead of just inferring it.

Ordained priest Angel (Álex Angulo) has one night — Christmas Eve — to become as terrible as possible to find where in Madrid the son of Satan will be born. Through a series of horrifically comical events, he befriends metalhead José María (Santiago Segura) and television psychic Cavan (Armando De Razza) to help him on his quest, almost a diabolical variation of the Don Quixote theme.

With an acid-tripping scene that inspired a few personal nightmares, not to mention a brutally evil ending where the devil appears in the flesh, de la Iglesia manages to invoke every single Catholic fear — especially of the Spanish variety — to craft a frighteningly dark view of not only the end of society, but the end of the world and the followers of such wanton destruction.

Of course, through a jaundiced eye of black comedy, The Day of the Beast manages to wring as many soul-wrenching laughs out of the infernal goings-on as it does skull-piercing frights from the satanic horror that, I can thankfully say, once again, make this my favorite horror film of all time, no contest. —Louis Fowler

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Not that 2003’s Wrong Turn is any sort of classic, but any degree of effectiveness in conjuring cases of the heebie-jeebies has been dulled by the mild hit film’s five sequels. All made for the direct-to-DVD market, those increasingly silly — but comfort-food satisfying — installments made the predators the stars instead of the prey. Now, original screenwriter Alan B. McElroy (Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers) returns to press the reset button. Hard.

The result, also titled Wrong Turn, follows Jen (Charlotte Vega, American Assassin) and five of her millennial friends — “goddamn hipster freaks” to the locals — as they arrive in Virginia to hike the Appalachian Trail. Even if there weren’t a six-weeks-later prologue of Jen’s father (Matthew Modine, 47 Meters Down) attempting to locate his missing daughter, we know not all these beautiful young people will make it to the final frame. In fact, we count on it!

Rather cleverly, McElroy and director Mike P. Nelson (The Domestics) use your knowledge of the original and/or its sequels against you — or at least for the benefit of their reboot. What you expect to be a slasher instead becomes something of a folk horror tale. Still, the filmmakers are not above smashing someone with a runaway log. An ominous warning of “Nature eats everything it catches” resonates as Wrong Turn ’21’s theme, sacrificing characters to other booby traps in the forest.

The surprise is how solid the movie is — for the first half. Its initial scenes of Jen and her pals exploring a quiet town of deer hunters and Confederate flags are more frightening than anything happening along the trail, in part because rural folks not taking kindly to tourists from the city isn’t just some trope. Modine’s quest finds deep roots in realism as well. From there, McElroy and Nelson’s pivot toward the road not taken is an admirable one, yet not as gratifying as their movie’s steps to get there. As well-made as this seventh installment is, I never thought I’d end up missing dear ol’ Saw-Tooth, One-Eye and Three-Finger, but I do. —Rod Lott

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If I were a betting man, I’d place all my chips on the theory that Renaud Gauthier’s Aquaslash came into existence because of one scene. Admittedly (not to mention literally), it’s a killer: the one where most unfortunate watersliding teens meet a big, bladed “X” on their trip down the tube, and the bratty popular girl at the front immediately gets quartered into nice, neat (but bloody) pieces shaped like pie slices, as if the gods were playing Trivial Pursuit with dismembered humans.

Placed there on purpose by a gloved person unknown, the blades are inserted many, many minutes before Aquaslash gets around to paying them off. Gauthier even periodically cuts (no pun intended) to show them in wait amid rushing chlorinated water in an otherwise empty flume; no shot has been teased so mercilessly in cinema since Catherine Tramell’s Great Leg Uncrossing of 1992.

When the carnage arrives, it’s easily the movie’s highlight — but almost by default, because Gauthier (Discopath) has no other comparable bit to offer. Everything in this waterpark-set story appears to have been written around that novel death — and forced if necessary, as if Piranha 3DD already claimed every other possible waterslide gag. (Come to think of it, yeah, it did.)

Of course, originality is not on Aquaslash’s to-do list. Being an exercise in 1980s nostalgia, the movie takes place at Wet Valley Water Park, where the class of 2018 continue its high school’s decades-old tradition of a weekend-long party at the site, seedy motel rooms included. Several characters are introduced at once with little delineation beyond who hates whom, who gets high with whom, who’s fucking whom and who’s playing in the cover band (TRIGGER WARNING: Corey Hart). Key affiliations among them aren’t made clear until well into the last 20 of its rather expeditious 71 minutes, but really, when everyone is this unlikable and you know they’re mere pawns awaiting execution, does it matter?

French-Canadian to the point of seeming alien, Aquaslash attempts some comedy, only one line of which truly succeeds: “You’re built like a Swiffer.” —Rod Lott

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Discomforting and moody, the Canadian indie Death Trip feels like — and very well may be — a homemade movie from a group of friends. Admirably, it operates as if unconcerned with commerce, and more about just looking for a good excuse to splatter a little blood, get outside in the cold and run around the woods with a croquet mallet for non-croquet use. In no way is that meant as a negative; after all, first-time director James Watts demonstrates a firm grasp of the machinations of modern horror by opening with one of the more startling scares of recent memory.

Three young ladies (Tatyana Olal, Melina Trimarchi and Kelly Kay) road-trip with their male pal (Garrett Johnson) to his family’s cottage for the weekend. (All four are unprofessional actors and go by their real first names, which takes some pressure off the improvisation.) They eat, drink, toke, poke (or at least play Fuck, Marry, Kill) and peek on the undressing young woman next door (Zoe Slobodzian, who co-produced and handled wardrobe), whose father is rumored to have murdered her mom.

Just as Death Trip finishes setting up its board, Watts and co-scripter Kay (whose previous writing credits number several hardcore pornos) cease moving the pieces in order to overindulge on its worst mumblecore tendencies. Serving as the movie’s second act, an elongated party sequence is insufferable padding around the barest of character information, extinguishing the slow burn and revealing the needed for a beefed-up outline. I’m not saying the emperor has no clothes, but they’re definitely draped carelessly over a sofa and forgotten about for far too long.

Comparatively action-packed, the last third is practically an act of atonement, paying off the seeds planted throughout — namely, acts of violence Watts’ purposely disorienting editing heretofore teases. The film’s final face-off takes place atop a frozen lake, while some random dude just zooms around on a snowmobile to add a pinch of tension and one cup of absurdity. This ends on a literal high note, with crunched testicles. O Canada!

Death Trip would work more effectively if its millennial characters — neck tats, Bernie bumper stickers and all — were more likable. Then again, that they aren’t may be part of Watts and Kay’s point, given microcinema’s leaning toward the unorthodox. One thing remains certain: the power of the score. In his first time out as film composer, singer/songwriter Estan Beedell deserves massive credit for adding points to viewers’ blood pressure with a mere pluck of a string and roll of the drums. —Rod Lott

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