Even at just over an hour, the erotic comedy Silk n’ Sabotage proves unwatchable. A dim-bulb blonde with surgically enhance girlie features (Julia Kruis) has created a computer game that an iron-jawed lothario steals while seducing her.

And if you can believe that setup — especially when our heroine looks as if she lacks the skills required to turn a computer on — then, quite frankly, you’re a fucking idiot.

Since that plot leaves the film ripe with endless possibilities, virgin director Joe Cauley throws in a roommate who holds lingerie parties four nights a week, another roomie whose pastime is writhing in front of a mirror and a couple of guys who break into the girls’ house on a near-nightly basis for sexual congress.

Edited with the subtlety of a Louisville Slugger and most assuredly scripted by monkeys, Silk n’ Sabotage is both maddening n’ moronic. —Rod Lott

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