Extreme Movie (2008)

Andy Samberg, Will Forte, Phil Lord and Christopher Miller: just a few of Extreme Movie’s credited writers whose bona fides weren’t as bona fide when this comedy was made. By the time it was released, they likely wished they’d used pseudonyms.

Against better judgment, I laughed several times while watching it. I certainly didn’t expect to. After all, the movie:
• sat on Dimension Films’ shelves for, like, ever
• went straight to DVD
• lists 10 screenwriters
• boasts the word “movie” in the title — rarely a good sign

Oh, it’s no gem, but for something with so many strikes against it going in, Extreme Movie ain’t that bad. It’s a sketch film in the same throbbing vein as Kentucky Fried Movie or Amazon Women on the Moon, but with all the bits centered on teen sex to cash in on that American Pie fever. Several characters recur in parts scattered throughout, but there’s no pesky plot to follow.

If there’s a main character, it’s Ryan Pinkston (Soul Plane) as a scrawny high school virgin perpetually embarrassed by the sex-ed lectures of his teacher (a scene-stealing John Farley, brother of Chris). In other sequences, Screamer Matthew Lillard dishes out sex advice as himself; MTV manchild Andy Milonakis dates a sex toy (not a doll, a toy); and Frankie Muniz (Stay Alive) learns how wild his girlfriend really is. Seeing Michael Cera (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World) asked by a online hookup to show up at her door posing as a rapist — but accidentally going to the wrong apartment — is funny (and only because Cera is Cera), but seeing Jamie Kennedy do his thing is not.

Spotty is an apt descriptor for the film; even with missed targets, the brief running time won’t leave you feeling too cheated. Cameos from a gay Abe Lincoln and a horny puppet might help compensate for a surprising lack of nudity for such below-the-belt material. —Rod Lott

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The Strange Case of Jacky Caillou (2022)

First-time actor Thomas Parigi plays the title role in The Strange Case of Jacky Calliou, a young man orphaned by a car wreck. He lives with his grandmother (fellow neophyte Edwige Blondiau) in the French Alps, where she makes a most meager living as a “magnetic healer.” From achy body parts to depressed farm animals, she’s got the touch; she’s got the power.

After he expresses interest in learning her trade, the old woman passes away. But after reviving a bird, Jacky accepts his hands indeed are imbued with the gift. Thus, he takes on his gammy-gam’s last client: a beautiful young woman (Lou Lampros, The French Dispatch) whose right shoulder bears an inexplicable patch of what looks like a Petri dish’s worth of mold spores.

Is Jacky a healer or enabler? Great question, acknowledges feature-debuting director Lucas Delangle, whose script with Olivier Strauss takes deft, measured steps to approach the edge of answering without quite stepping foot on or over it. That’s by design, and as is common in folk horror, this ambiguity is one of its strengths. Not only are we left to gauge the reality of the Caillou power, but how deeply Jacky and his grandmother believe in it. (Lest we ruin it, let’s not even touch the issue of village sheep brutally murdered in the dead of night.)

Chilly in look and feel, Jacky Calliou (as it’s blandly titled on home turf) employs the slow-burn technique that earns every reward, which it turns over to the audience. Majestic setting aside, nothing about the film is showy; Delangle asks for patience and gets it without the viewer even noticing the point at which he or she yields. Although this Strange Case is hardly for everyone, anyone curious how Blood on Satan’s Claw might play like in contemporary times, here comes the evidence, ready to make the hair on your back stand up. —Rod Lott

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Enys Men (2022)

High-octane folk horror, this ain’t. The hype around more subdued flicks like Skinamarink suggests we may be in for a wave of slow scares drenched in a monstrous molasses. While Mark Jenkin’s Enys Men isn’t an outright bore, it painfully misconstrues meandering for tension building.

On a Cornish island in the early ’70s, Mary Woodvine (2011’s Intruders) plays an unnamed volunteer studying a mysterious flower. Weeks of noting “no change” wear on the woman until time begins to fold in on itself. Chance encounters, stomping nuns, smiling miners and a short-lived romance with a mustached boatman converge in a soft remake of “The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill” from George A. Romero’s Creepshow. (Without any lunkheads, unfortunately.)

Shot on 16mm film, two things should be clear about Enys Men before you nod off. First, it obviously looks old. It feels a little less superficial than the digital filter applied to Ti West’s The House of the Devil. Primary colors pop and certain images — like the bright red generator — appropriately remove the dingy coastal town from reality. Second, Jenkin’s camera is crank-operated, so slow pans and dramatic zooms are about the only “special effects” you’ll see.

And for the most part, that’s okay. The director makes up for it with some creative sound design. A rock hurled down a mineshaft ricochets like a marble in a wet pan. Meanwhile, a seagull breaks water to the sound of shattering glass. It’s an intriguing, mind-bending touch, but it doesn’t really cut through the slog.

Arguably, Enys Men is supposed to be sedating and hypnotic. But where Jeanne Dielman (the winner in Sight and Sound’s recent Greatest Films of All Time poll) has a point to its repetitious malaise, Jenkin’s thesis is less clear. Woodvine’s thousand-yard stare helps sell her character’s stasis, and not much else. Ambiguity is priceless in the right story. But here, it’s hard to believe Jenkin knew where he was going until it’s too late. —Daniel Bokemper

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Living with Chucky (2022)

With the Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street franchises earning their own retrospective documentary features, a Child’s Play one was only a matter of time. Meet Living with Chucky, the first feature for Directors Guild of America student award winner Kyra Elise Gardner.

Was it necessary? Nope.

Am I glad it’s here? Yep.

Why is Chucky’s hair red? Watch.

Movie by movie, the doc chronologically covers this doll of a horror series. To no one’s shock, emphasis is placed on the 1988 film that started it all. Over the journey, creator Don Mancini recounts how his original script of Blood Buddy morphed into a surprise horror hit, then into simultaneous self-parody and LGBT advocacy. Notes Mancini, Bride of Chucky deliberately marks “when we made it pretty gay.”

John Waters turns up to extol his love of watching that film’s doll sex. Child’s Play 3 is barely mentioned — and its inadvertent controversy in Great Britain glossed over. The 2019 remake is included almost as an afterthought, but that may be for the best.

At the halfway point, we learn Living with Chucky bears dual meaning: We’ve lived with Chucky in our pop-culture consciousness for 35 years now, but Gardner literally lives with Chucky; her father, Tony, a Hollywood makeup effects and animatronics extraordinaire, has been a part of the franchise since 2004’s Seed of Chucky. While good-natured, the examination of her family’s and other families’ relationship to Chucky not only feels like a different film, but the lesser half.

Living with Chucky’s highest creative point resides in the first half’s framework, depicting all the movies — VHS, then DVD — atop a TV. When it’s time for one to be discussed by a talking head — Brad Dourif, Alex Vincent, Jennifer Tilly among them — we see that title plucked from the stack and inserted into the proper player. It’s such a simple conceit, yet brilliant. —Rod Lott

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One Day as a Lion (2023)

With the Ocean’s Eleven franchise long folded, Scott Caan isn’t getting the calls from Hollywood he used to (and deserves), so he’s doing something about it. In One Day as a Lion, he’s written himself a meaty part as a man so desperate to save his teenaged child from a life behind bars, he’s willing to murder a stranger. Caan’s taken the word-processor route thrice before; the difference here is he’s ceded the director’s chair to someone else: John Swab, the on-the-rise filmmaker behind 2022’s impressive sex-worker thriller Candy Land (which gets a visual and an aural Easter egg).

Caan’s cash-strapped Jackie Powers has three days to hire a lawyer for his wrongly arrested son’s juvenile detention hearing. Luckily (?), a local “degenerate cowboy” (J.K. Simmons, Spider-Man) has gambled himself into $100,000 debt to an Oklahoma crime lord (Frank Grillo, The Purge: Anarchy), so Jackie reluctantly agrees to commit the hit. He fails, spectacularly, accidentally killing a bystander in the process. This sends Jackie with nowhere to go but on the run, kidnapping the lone witness, Lola (Marianne Rendón, Charlie Says).

Did I mention this is largely played for laughs? And would you believe it largely works? (Unmemorable and potentially problematic title notwithstanding.)

Looking more and more like his father by the day, Caan is gracious and likable, despite shooting that innocent man to death in the opening scene. (It helps you never see the victim once he takes the bullet — outta sight, outta mind, right?) However skewed Jackie’s moral code may be, he at least tries to do the right thing, thereby earning the audiences’ goodwill. At his side, not always willingly, Rendón’s dry, droll waitress gets the Lion’s share of the best lines. Where the pair ends up isn’t warranted, in part because the ending is so abrupt and anti-climactic, it feels like a penultimate scene that somehow got freeze-framed. Cue credits!

With a mix of actors known and not, the cast is solid. Brief bits by Virginia Madsen and Taryn Manning as, respectively, Lola’s mom and Jackie’s ex-wife, enliven an already fun film. It almost goes without saying Simmons is never not terrific. Shot in Swab’s Sooner State hometown of Tulsa and surrounding small towns, A Lion for a Day aptly uses its setting to serve the story, and the orange-and-yellow saturation of scenes help viewers feel Oklahoma’s oppressive summer heat.

Those triple-digit degrees are brutal, trust me. They’re to blame for Sylvester Stallone’s Tulsa King TV series retreating to L.A. for season 2. Come to think of it, A Lion for a Day’s tale of cowboys and criminals shares so much DNA, it could be a backdoor pilot for a secondary Tulsa King character’s spin-off. That’s not a knock; it’s a recommendation. —Rod Lott

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