
Thanks to the talents of the filmmakers involved (especially screenwriter Nicholas Meyer, who would go on to make both Time After Time and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan) Invasion of the Bee Girls is a far better movie than any movie called Invasion of the Bee Girls has any right to be.
So much so that there’s a tendency among critics to describe it as a satire in order to justify the fact that they’re recommending a movie called Invasion of the Bee Girls, when the reality is the film mostly plays its exploitative concept completely straight, with few overt attempts at social commentary.
While I admit it is easy to interpret a film in which a group of sexually alluring women are compelled to engage in a mating ritual that causes their male partners to suffer fatal heart attacks as a sly commentary on the then-growing women’s liberation movement, it actually takes quite a bit of mental trickery to justify that interpretation based solely on the movie’s content. Tonally, Bee Girls never feels tongue-in-cheek, and if it were supposed to, then the attempted rape scene in its middle is more than simply gratuitous, but completely inappropriate as well.
The reality is that Invasion of the Bee Girls is simply a very well-executed version of a kind of film that traditionally sucks, which makes it less a commentary on its own subgenre than the standard by which that subgenre should be judged. Plus, it has tons of nudity. —Allan Mott


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The sequel to 1934’s
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