1. It starts with a dick joke.
2. Jimmy Olsen appears in drag.
3. Superman keeps the key to the Fortress of Solitude under the doormat.
4. Superman spends his spare time restoring the Titanic.
5. Superman sews himself some “traditional Kryptonian formalware.” —Rod Lott

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1. prostitute, Tales of the Gold Monkey
2. prostitute, Bring ‘Em Back Alive
3. ghost (uncredited), My Science Project
4. prostitute, Kung Fu: The Movie
5. Cleo the Snake Dancer, Magnum, P.I.
6. village sorceress, Forbidden Warrior

—Rod Lott