1. It starts with a dick joke.
2. Jimmy Olsen appears in drag.
3. Superman keeps the key to the Fortress of Solitude under the doormat.
4. Superman spends his spare time restoring the Titanic.
5. Superman sews himself some “traditional Kryptonian formalware.” —Rod Lott
I liked this one a lot more than you did, but that’s because I read the comics and understood why the Jimmy in drag moment was hilarious.