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Brad Sykes’ Top 5 Neon Nightmares Not Released Past VHS … Yet!

When one thinks of thrillers set in Los Angeles during the 1980s, the first titles that come to mind are neo-noirs like To Live and Die in L.A. and Body Double; action flicks like Lethal Weapon and Die Hard; and sci-fi outings such as The Terminator and Night of the Comet. However, there were hundreds more L.A. thrillers produced and released during the era, ranging from the broadly comedic to genuinely disturbing, and I reviewed them all in my recent BearManor Media book, Neon Nightmares: L.A. Thrillers of the 1980s. (Editor’s note: Flick Attack-approved!

I grew up watching these films, and I was amazed to discover how many of them still have not been released past VHS and laserdisc in the U.S., 40 years after they first came out. Even in this era of streaming and boutique Blu-rays, plenty of deserving L.A. thrillers remain stuck in analog limbo. Here are five of my favorites:

1. Out of Bounds (1986)
Basically a 24-hour extended chase all over Los Angeles, this fast-paced thriller finds farmboy Anthony Michael Hall pursued all over L.A. by drug dealers and crooked cops after he grabs the wrong duffle bag at LAX.  An excellent soundtrack featuring The Smiths, The Cult and Siouxsie and the Banshees (the latter of whom appear onscreen) is often cited as the main reason this film remains unreleased on DVD or Blu-ray. The always welcome Jenny Wright makes a quirky love interest and Jeff Kober is scary good as the main baddie.   

2. Club Life (1986) 
Norman Thaddeus Vane, the man behind L.A. thrillers like The Black Room and Frightmare, brought us this cautionary tale, which follows starstruck newbie Tom Parsekian as he navigates the rough-and-tumble world of a glitzy nightclub. Tony Curtis is a hoot as the club’s owner, Michael Parks brings world-weary brilliance to his senior bouncer, and Dee Wallace Stone registers strongly as an over-the-hill singer. Club Life is a smoky time capsule with a genuine feel for the lower depths of showbiz. 

3. Kidnapped (1987)
Like Vane, director Howard Avedis cut his teeth on a series of L.A. thrillers, including The Teacher and They’re Playing with Fire, before directing this sleazy outing. Genre favorites David Naughton and Barbara Crampton team up to find Crampton’s little sister, who has fallen into a sleazy underworld of pimps and porn. It might not have the punch of Hardcore or Angel, but Kidnapped is nasty enough when it needs to be, with the added bonuses of a chimpanzee sidekick, Jimmie “J.J.” Walker and Savage Streets’ Robert Dryer playing (what else?) a vicious thug. 

4. Red Nights (1988)
Like Club Life, Red Nights is another cautionary tale of life in the big city, but told with a coldly realistic tone that allows it to stand apart from other Hollywood Boulevard sob stories. An aspiring actor moves to L.A. to play cowboys in the movies and ends up trading shots with real-life scumbags; the film’s downward spiral narrative is a nice change of pace from the usual shoot-’em-up cliches. The only recognizable credits are veteran character actor William Smith and legendary synth band Tangerine Dream, but don’t let that deter you from tracking down this gritty gem.

5. Satan’s Princess (1989)
From Walking the Edge to The Banker, Robert Forster starred in a number of L.A. thrillers during the ’80s, but none as trashily entertaining as Satan’s Princess. While investigating a missing persons case, world-weary cop Forster meets up with the titular temptress (French erotic thriller queen Lydie Denier) and all hell breaks loose.  Directed by B-movie specialist Bert I. Gordon (Empire of the Ants, The Mad Bomber), this is a late-night cable fave brimming with skin, gore and plenty of WTF moments.

And if you’re looking for more “stuck in VHS” recommendations, check out City in Fear (1980), Slow Burn (1986), Fresh Kill (1987) and Lady Avenger (1988), to name a few. You can find all of these and much, much more in Neon Nightmares: L.A. Thrillers of the 1980s. —Brad Sykes

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James Bond and the Sixties Spy Craze

As George Lazenby’s 007 opined in 0n Her Majesty’s Secret Service, the world is not enough. Neither is the new book James Bond and the Sixties Spy Craze, although it gets close.

Written by Thom Shubilla (Primetime 1966-1967), the handsome hardback from Applause tracks the wannabes, never-weres, knockoffs, one-offs and other Bondy-come-latelys proliferating after the worldwide moviegoing public gave a hearty “yes” to 1962’s Dr. No.

Rather admirably, the book gives overdue attention to those cinematic spies of comparatively short shrift — many colorful and comical — from Matt Helm and Derek Flint to Harry Palmer and Bulldog Drummond. Even better, Shubilla doesn’t stop there, devoting later chapters to the Mexican and European also-rans (including Sean Connery’s own sibling, Neil, in Operation Kid Brother), as well as television. It’s thorough enough, you may cry U.N.C.L.E.

But all this comes after the author spends nearly 50 pages introducing us to Bond, James Bond. While I get the need to set the table, 007 could be handled in the introduction, since we’re not told anything new — unless you count Lazenby’s aforementioned quote erroneously attributed to Connery.

Sixties Spy Craze reads like a Wikipedia page, for both good and ill, meaning it’s packed with facts, but lacks a narrative. For delivering pure production info, one could make the case nobody does it better. However, what’s sacrificed are Shubilla’s own viewpoint and assumed passion for this subgenre. —Rod Lott

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Reading Material: Short Ends 3/18/24

Damn you, Scream Queen filmmaker Brad Sykes. Damn you to hell! Do you expect anyone to ever get through your new book, Neon Nightmares: L.A. Thrillers of the 1980s? You’ve made so many of the movies sound so intriguing, one has to stop reading immediately to hunt down and watch the film under discussion before proceeding. Was this part of some master plan all along? Are you receiving a cut of royalties for every VOD stream of Richard Gere’s Breathless remake? Judd Nelson in Relentless? The computer-dating oddity Dangerous Love? Because this took me a month to finish reading, rather than my usual weekend. Do you not realize what that much lunch-hour viewing does to an iPhone battery in a day? A laptop battery? A marriage? I hope you and your addicting BearManor Media paperback, richly illustrated as it is, are happy for hijacking so much of my free time. Highly, highly recommended.

For Cloudland Revisited: A Misspent Youth in Books and Film, the venerable Library of America rounds up the late S.J. Perelman’s 22 New Yorker articles in which the literary rapscallion casts his adult eyes and poisoned pen on the pulpy paperbacks — and their flicker adaptations — of his boyhood. More often than not, the results allow Perelman to exercise — and exorcise — his considerable, even intimidating wit. The more familiar I was with the topic at hand, like Tarzan and Dr. Fu Manchu, the funnier the pieces struck. That said, I also drew heavy amusement from his discussions of then-“spicy” works, today as tame as Perelman is revered, after “greasing my face with butter to protect it from the burning prose.” One caveat: These pieces were written as early as 1937, when a learned vocabulary wasn’t an obstacle to readers; prepare yourself for “fantods,” “sachem,” “gravid” and more words Google’s ready to tackle. 

You may not believe me, kids, but before your fancy internet rolled around, we got information about new and upcoming movies from artifacts called “magazines” and “newspapers.” On-set articles and interviews for more than two dozen beloved genre movies are collected in companion volumes The Dreamweavers: Fantasy Filmmaking in the 1980s and Science Fiction Filmmaking in the 1980s: Interviews with Actors, Directors, Producers and Writers. To read them is to be transported back to the days of thumbing through issues of Starlog, Twilight Zone and Fangoria at the magazine rack while your mom shopped for groceries. As with 2022’s The Joy of Sets, both trade paperbacks come from Lee Goldberg‘s Cutting Edge imprint; unlike The Joy of Sets, Goldberg shares space with William Rabkin and spouses Randy and Jean-Marc Lofficier. Whether a movie qualifies as fantasy or sci-fi sometimes seems arbitrary, yet it hardly matters. In Dreamweavers‘ lineup, you’ll meet Buckaroo Banzai, James Bond and a few guys who ain’t ’fraid of no ghosts; in the other, Mad Max, RoboCop and the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Half the fun is seeing how prescient these journalists were. Case in point: Of Howard the Duck, Rabkin predicts, “There’s a chance that American audiences simply don’t want to see a duck starring in anything besides a plate of orange sauce.” —Rod Lott

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A Cut Below: A Celebration of B Horror Movies, 1950s-1980s

Daily Dead columnist Scott Drebit’s first book can be summed up in one sentence from its 33rd page: “Sometimes you just want to see children have their hands cut off with a samurai sword.” Hear, hear!

No, not in real life, Karen — just at the movies! Specifically, the four decades’ worth Drebit covers in said book, A Cut Below: A Celebration of B Horror Movies, 1950s-1980s, from McFarland & Company.

For the paperback, the author champions 60 films — not all horror, despite the subtitle, with sci-fi running a distant second. Like preschoolers, the movies featured are grouped tidily into fives to ensure a semblance of control; Drebit’s themed chapters include such terrors as zombies, satanists, animals and — yikes! — Canadians. Yes, there’s something for everyone … assuming someone out there is into “hookers in weird masks, slimy alien babies, interdimensional traveling, cheap beer, and plastic chainsaws.”

That quote describes one movie — 1989’s shot-on-video Things — and you better believe someone is into it: Drebit, for starters, then hopefully, the adventurous readers swayed by his passionate plead to give it a try, glacier-sized flaws and all.

Three times out of four, the sheer randomness of his picks works in A Cut Below’s favor, lifting it well above a “Horror 101”-style text. For example, I like that the slashers chapter tiptoes into thrillers for the Charles Bronson vehicle 10 to Midnight. I love seeing something as anti-mainstream as Japan’s Evil Dead Trap chosen to represent amusements from other countries. And I really love that the aforementioned chapter of the undead doesn’t invite a certain Mr. Romero to play — no offense meant, George.

As for the other 25% of the time, does Ed Wood’s Plan 9 from Outer Space need even more ink? Although Drebit’s stated purpose is to commemorate, not unearth, I got more pleasure reading about the titles I haven’t seen. That’s not to say the book is bad when the subject is familiar — not at all, thanks to his folksy, chummy writing style always on duty as a safeguard. You won’t encounter a page not worth your time. If a follow-up is in the cards, I’m hoping for at least 60 more reviews. Is 600 too much to ask? —Rod Lott

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Mummy Movies: A Comprehensive Guide

To, ahem, wrap things up from the outset: With Mummy Movies: A Comprehensive Guide, Bryan Senn does it again!

Fresh from the slopes of 2022’s Ski Films, the prolific author unearths 138 mummy films in total after the applying all his filters: no shorts, no TV episodes, no hardcore porn, no fleeting appearances and no fakes. While that last qualifier smothers my hopes of reading Senn tear into The Mummy Theme Park, what’s left (read: a lot!) is sure to delight any fan of the subgenre. Horror naturally makes up a good chunk of that, but is hardly the stopping point.

After a brief introduction getting into the history of mummies in real life and popular culture (breakfast cereal included), Senn gets into the good stuff: excavating the films one by one. In Senn’s usual immersive style for such guides, the entries provide a proper balance of plot summary, behind-the-scenes information and critical review — explored in such depth and fully researched, each practically inches toward monograph status.

From Boris Karloff and Brendan Fraser to Christopher Lee and, um, Tom Cruise, all the highlights and their sequels are covered, exactly as you’d expect. But anyone could do that. What makes Mummy Movies worth your investment are all the other titles he takes great pains to incorporate, ranging from Mexploitation (Santo!) to animation (Yu-Gi-Oh!?), and from comedy to kung fu. The only thing crazier than the cheap cartoons is the bulging sack of erotica, movies that bring boredom along with a most anachronistic element: silicone.

Noting that a mummy is more than a “zombie wrapped in toilet paper,” Senn holds a lot of love for his subject. As do I. That’s why the book is useful as a reference work, too, because he calls ’em as he sees ’em. For example, should you spend your time with:
• the wrestling spoof Monster Brawl? Yes.
• the collegian-made The University of Illinois vs a Mummy? No.
• the John Carradine paycheck The Mummy and the Curse of the Jackals? Hell, no.

The only piece of Mummy Movies giving me pause is the author’s use of the capital-M “Mummy” when referring to onscreen characters, and lowercase when not. It’s hardly worth bringing up … unlike, say, Ouija Mummy or The Sex Files: Ancient Desires, Senn’s lively entertaining pans of which already have outlived the flicks themselves. —Rod Lott

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