Not sure about buying that creepy fixer-upper? It’s tough. Yes, someone will almost certainly decorate the banisters with your vital organs. But just look at the size of that courtyard!

Like seriously, the setting of Damian Mc Carthy’s Oddity is one of the most ideal horror locations since Fede Alvarez’s Don’t Breathe. On top of it all, Mc Carthy makes the most out of this inevitably haunted house with a modern ghost story that’s as deliciously cheesy as it is entertaining.

Hospital director Ted (Gwilym Lee, Bohemian Rhapsody) and his wife, Dani (Carolyn Bracken, You Are Not My Mother), are in midst of renovating their “dream” home. Dani is bludgeoned to death as Ted works a night shift at the friendly neighborhood psych ward. A year later, Ted visits Dani’s twin sister, Darcy (also Bracken), a blind psychic and owner of an oddity shop. After Darcy touches the glass eye of the late suspected killer, Ted’s old patient (Tadhg Murphy, The Northman), Darcy realizes the truth is messier than the crime scene. With a terrifying wooden doll in tow, the psychic resolves to avenge her sister’s murder and arrives uninvited to Ted’s home.

Some may not think of this as a weakness, but Oddity’s biggest hurdle comes from its stiff and long-winded dialogue. It doesn’t help that most of the performances (save Lee’s) can’t muster much to soften that rigidity. Certain exchanges between characters feel like they never quite got out of rehearsal, coming just short of the Stuart Gordon tone Mc Carthy tries to strike.

That said, stilted and awkward deliveries don’t hold the film back too much. In some ways, it lends itself to the idea no one in Oddity should be taken at face value. Even if you predict where the film is going — and you probably will — Mc Carthy keeps us hungry for the killer’s comeuppance with captivating charm. It also manages to pay off its ending, satisfying a seemingly random aside that still has something powerful to say about belief without overtly jamming it down our throats.

Even Oddity’s jump scares avoid falling into an uninspired formula. It feels familiar, sure, but these sequences aren’t concerned reinventing the wheel or making up for a lackluster plot. It almost feels like Mc Carthy could’ve abandoned some of the surprises outright and the film still would’ve landed in a satisfying place. Still, the director gets creative, and the heart poured into Oddity beautifully pulses and twitches on screen.

Oddity refuses to take itself too seriously, not so much leaning on ’80s convention as it is celebrating it. And by doing so, it reminds us that not every horror flick needs to be a jarring mediation of grief or, in the Terrifier franchise’s case, grotesque slapstick. Sometimes, watching someone chased out of a creepy house by a pissed ghost is enough. —Daniel Bokemper

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Don’t let the title fool you. Eighteenth-century fishmongers in Austria weren’t crazy about bathing. They did, however, have an undying fear of Satan and a gross misunderstanding of mental health. In The Devil’s Bath, Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala (Goodnight Mommy, The Lodge) covers just two of the hundreds of tragic, state-administered deaths from this period. The film’s as cold as it is sincere, and keen to illuminate one of the most prolific killers of all: tradition.

You might be inclined to liken The Devil’s Bath to Robert Eggers’ The Witch. And you wouldn’t be entirely wrong, especially given its opening sequence. In rural Austria during the late 1700s, a middle-aged woman plucks a baby from a random farm, carries it to the top of a waterfall and hurls it to its death. Then she turns herself in and is promptly executed.

Afterward, Agnes (Anja Plaschg, aka musician Soap&Skin), is married off by her mother and brother to Wolf (David Scheid), a local trapper. Unfortunately, neither quite fits the good Christian mold. Agnes’ quirks make her the frequent target of village gossip and her mother-in-law’s criticism. Wolf, on the other hand, seems much more interested in his friend, Lenz (Lorenz Tröbinger). Depression overtakes Agnes, and in the absence of any real help, she spirals toward a terrifying fate.

The Devil’s Bath occupies a similar space to Rose Glass’ Saint Maud. It doesn’t have the same God-talks-to-you-as-a-roach fever dreams, but this film hardly needs it. The horror lies in the murmurs of the townsfolk, prescriptive sermons and medical “treatments” in the form of leeches and bloodletting. It’s not so much a slow burn as it is a casual stride toward impending doom. From the moment we see Agnes playing with dead bugs, it’s clear she wasn’t meant long for this world.

Even so, The Devil’s Bath is more than a bleak examination of a helpless figure. It is that, to some extent, but it’s far from unearned brutality. Why Agnes doesn’t — or rather “can’t” — fit in is where the movie earns its runtime. She’s God-fearing, even to the point where her extended prayer time unnerves and annoys her community. Yet even this isn’t enough to steer their ire. An abyssal horn calls out roughly halfway through the film, as if signaling that no amount of church services and festivals overpower collective apathy.

It’s both crushing and cathartic. One powerful shot in particular sees silhouettes dancing around a bonfire. They pass through it, completely engulfed by flames, only to emerge from the other side — born and killed and born again but dancing all the same. For Agnes, the image reveals that freedom only exists through oblivion.

The Devil’s Bath could understandably come off as a little too direct for some. Its cinematography and commitment to historical accuracy keep it interesting, though it won’t leave you scratching your head, either. And in this case, straightforward storytelling works wonders, even if it leads straight to a put in your stomach.

Make no mistake: The Devil’s Bath is well worth a watch. Just brace yourself for the cold shower you’ll need afterward. —Daniel Bokemper

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Who knew Hunter Schafer could take so much blunt-force trauma? Despite a comically constant battering throughout Tilman Singer’s Cuckoo, Schafer miraculously stands tall with standout performance. But a powerful lead isn’t enough to carry a film. Cuckoo flies the coop more than once, though it isn’t incoherent to a fault. Rather, it sort of circulates clarity, letting its mystery glide just enough to land on an ultimately satisfying place.

Gretchen (Schafer, Kinds of Kindness) finds little motivation in anything, save remotely practicing with her band, as her family relocates to a mountainside resort in Germany. Her dad (Marton Csokas, 2014’s The Equalizer) and stepmom (Jessica Henwick, Glass Onion) work for Herr (Dan Stevens, Abigail), the resort’s owner and a strange bird in his own right. Peculiar, overbearing employers become the least of Gretchen’s worries, however, as she’s relentlessly stalked by a bizarre “woman” wearing shades and trench coat.

Singer’s writing isn’t particularly coherent, though the big picture is never completely lost. Rather, it suffers from frequent detours that, while stylistic, tend to create more confusion than terror. Conceptually, the monster at the center of Cuckoo is intriguing, but Singer (Luz) can’t quite strike the balance between explanation and mystery. It’s like the filmmaker tried to delicately pull back the curtain, only to stumble and reveal a gaggle of puppeteers. It doesn’t ruin the film, but it also strangles the power its ambiguity could have had.

That said, the creature of this feature is secondary. Gretchen, firmly caught between grief and apathy, gives Cuckoo its legs. Schafer nails the malaise of late-stage adolescence, channeling a realistic portrayal without veering into just another whiny kid. Against Stevens and Luz star Jan Bluthardt’s increasingly deranged acting, Schafer serves as an anchor that allows every other character to go utterly off the rails. Without her establishing what’s normal, Cuckoo’s alluring strangeness would just be nonsensical.

What Singer could benefit from most, ultimately, is even just a basic amount of restraint. The film’s violence is mostly well-choreographed, but it doesn’t always feel earned. It often seems like Cuckoo is a compelling coming-of-age drama that has a weird contractual obligation to moonlight as a horror movie. (Though, admittedly, its cold opening does a decent job of keeping the thought of some malicious force at the back of your mind, sort of like the first scene of Valdimar Jóhannsson’s Lamb.)

This makes Cuckoo a bit difficult to qualify. On one hand, it more than establishes Schafer as a capable lead. With any luck, this won’t be her last appearance at the top of a cast. However, it probably won’t be for another one of Singer’s pictures. His premise is intriguing, but Cuckoo itself seems to be locked in an identity crisis that style and strong performers can’t manage to shake. If the director insists on remaining horror, they should rightfully keep swinging for the fences. Likewise, he’d be wise to remember that not every “high concept” needs to float in the stratosphere. We’ll receive him with open arms back on Earth. —Daniel Bokemper

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Add Ti West’s MaXXXine to the list of exploitation flicks Joe Bob Briggs would insist you check out. The much-anticipated, giallo-inspired climax to the X trilogy (2022’s X and Pearl) features voyeuristic knife-fu, car compacter-fu and, of course, stiletto-dick-stomping-fu. Despite the compelling and outrageous boxes it checks, MaXXXine provides a conclusion that — while in many ways incomparable — feels limp in the shadow of its predecessors.

Six years removed from X’s bloodbath, final girl Maxine Minx (Mia Goth, Infinity Pool) vies to move from porn to blockbusters. She’s made a name for herself in Hollywood’s underbelly, but her dreams have quickly outgrown the back alleys, strip clubs and peepshows where she finds herself. She nails an audition for a much-anticipated horror movie, The Puritan II. Unfortunately, a shady, annoying private investigator (Kevin Bacon, Tremors) and a serial killer targeting her closest friends muffles her celebration. Oh, and Pearl haunts her.

It can’t be understated: Each entry in the X trilogy has something to appreciate. X was an excellent homage to classic slashers supported by a phenomenal, dual performance from Goth. Pearl was a fascinating character study that combines the best parts of The Red Shoes and Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. MaXXXine, on the other hand, has an undeniably distinct style splattered across a living and breathing (and profusely bleeding) world.

But style alone can’t carry the film. It clearly defines what it’s examining, and the main idea it leans into — “fame’s a killer” and the sharp edge of stardom — yet only touches the surface. It’s like MaXXXine’s afraid to say anything challenging, so it instead opts for the most narratively convenient off-ramp it can scrape for. Similar to what made Nicolas Winding Refn’s The Neon Demon and Alex Garland’s Men lackluster, an uninspired climax rarely earns what those films’ effective first halves vie to accomplish.

That’s not to say MaXXXine is irreparably ruined by its final act. Goth still emerges as the backbone of all three Xs. She has a vast range that, though best showcased in Pearl, remains firing on all cylinders here. And West’s ability to keep dialogue snappy and natural is only exceeded by his talent for shooting captivating and alluring frames. Unfortunately, none of those exceptional traits can mask disappointing ends. It doesn’t matter how many times you punch Kevin Bacon in the face. Sequences pop an audience, but a thoughtful and well-rounded plot gives a flick permeance.

That said, you should still see MaXXXine; at the end of the day, even the weakest of the X trilogy is still far from schlock. True, what it does manage to say about an artist’s meteoric rise doesn’t carry the same weight as Pearl’s showstopping dance into a cruel reality. Still, like virtually all of West’s work, it clearly captures the tone it pursues. It’s just hard not to wish that aesthetic was part of a more realized package. Please don’t tease us like this next time, Ti. Please. —Daniel Bokemper

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