All posts by Rod Lott

The Funny Farm (1983)

For a movie about stand-up comedians, not to mention from a frequent Mel Brooks collaborator, The Funny Farm is stunningly unfunny. Ron Clark’s Farm withers in such a laughter drought, Willie Nelson could stage a benefit concert. It’s also not to be confused with the 1988 Chevy Chase vehicle Funny Farm, but should you accidentally stumble on that instead of this, good on you.

Our alleged protagonist, 20-year-old Mark (Miles Chapin, French Postcards), leaves home to chase fame and fortune in the titular L.A. comedy club. Actually shot in Canada, the pic never lets you forget his Midwest origins. Like a frickin’ psychopath, the beady-eyed Mark approaches strangers throughout the film with an extended hand and a hearty “Mark Champlin! Cleveland, Ohio!” On the street, in parking lots, inside places of business, he does this to everybody. Honestly, he’d be more effective selling Amway than trying his hand at the mic. 

You’ll find him annoying as soon as he unleashes his Groucho Marx impression with no warning, invisible cigar and all; this happens in the first true scene. That dislike will increase with each groaner that passes his lips: “You’ve heard of Best Western? I’m at Worst Western!” By the time he charms the club’s clumsy waitress (Tracey E. Bregman, Happy Birthday to Me) into bed with the words “boppo sock ’em,” you may want to die.

Because The Funny Farm thinks itself to be a ribald bundle of high jinks, it needs a villain. That falls to Private Benjamin’s Eileen Brennan as the tight-fisted club manager. Assumedly a Mitzi Shore analogue, she’s (mis)treated as an ersatz Dean Wormer. On and off the Funny Farm stage, we’re asked to root for its roster of comics, including Howie Mandel, Peter Aykroyd and Maurice LaMarche, yet none of them are funny. Worse, these guys are never not performing. They won’t shut up.

Undaunted, Clark leans hard on showcasing their sets at length because he’s got to will this thing into theaters. Several bits he chooses to spotlight had to smell past their expiration date even at the time, from Richard Nixon and Howard Cosell to Fantasy Island and Midnight Express. Nonetheless, constant cutaways to Mark’s amazed mug try to convince us the punchlines are golden. What they really are is something of a horror show, befitting of producer Pierre David, the money man behind the Scanners franchise—Rod Lott

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Listen Carefully (2024)

Listen Carefully is one of those indier-than-indie productions in which the creator’s name appears 10 times in the end-credits crawl — not out of ego, but sheer necessity. The problem that poses is often twofold: That person spreads himself too thin or simply isn’t proficient enough to handle their own assignments. 

Ryan Barton-Grimley is neither. The multihyphenate proves dexterous on all sides of the camera, including front-and-center as Andy, a harried assistant bank manager at home with his infant daughter while his wife (Barton-Grimley’s real-life spouse, Simone) enjoys an evening out. When Andy awakes from a few accidental Zs, his baby has vanished from her crib. She’s been kidnapped, and the voice (Ari Schneider of his boss’ Hawk and Rev: Vampire Slayers) beaming through the baby monitor demands a cash ransom of $250,000 — from as many ATMs around Santa Clarita as it takes. 

Like the most memorable “one crazy night” movies, from After Hours to Miracle Mile, the movie thrives on an ability to relay tension straight to the viewer. Listen Carefully does just that, as Andy undergoes every parent’s worst nightmare. Although siring children is hardly a prerequisite to enjoy this thriller, I felt Andy’s frustration exacerbated with the peculiar insecurities of a first-time father.

Although I wish Listen Carefully provided a wider range of crazy characters for Andy’s encounters, Barton-Grimley isn’t interested in dark humor as much as he is elements of sleep-deprived horror. His protagonist’s Kafkaesque ordeal is wound tight enough to resemble a Gordian knot. In a way, it is one, since Barton-Grimley’s script takes an out versus delivers an end. Still, the steps to get there form a nerve-rattled journey alive with the energy and danger of the night. It’s a can’t-miss premise, so don’t! —Rod Lott

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Jane and the Lost City (1987)

Unlike the umpteen matinee-style pulp adventures whipped into production by Raiders of the Lost Ark’s runaway success, Jane and the Lost City had genuine pulp origins: as a newspaper comic. Norman Pett’s strip ran for more than 25 years in the UK’s Daily Mirror; Terry Marcel’s feature adaptation ran for, oh, 93 minutes on precious few theater screens.

Although built with a World War II plot, this cheeky British film’s first order of business is staying true to its source material: the accidental undressing of its plucky, pulchritudinous heroine, Jane (Kirsten Hughes). Half a dozen times in oft-ridiculous ways (one via capuchin monkey), Jane’s clothes are torn from her body, leaving her near-starkers, if not for the same pair of silk knickers and bra to match — somewhat remarkable for a PG-rated picture. It’s a childish sight gag and yet, goo-goo gaga. When I first saw it at age 16, I confess a lot of fast-forwarding involved.

On orders from Churchill (Richard Huggett, Slipstream), Jane accompanies a military colonel (Robin Bailey, Screamtime) and his derby-hatted servant (Graham Stark, Bloodbath at the House of Death) to beat the Nazis to locate the titular African jungle, riddled with diamonds and double entendres. Aiding them is toothy good guy Jungle Jack Buck (Flash Gordon himself, Sam J. Jones). Attempting to kill them are SS ballbuster Lola Pagola (Octopussy herself, Maud Adams) and her leopard beret-wearing henchman (comedian Jasper Carrott, The Secret Policeman’s Other Ball). Replete with Perils of Pauline energy, none of it is to be taken seriously.

Jane and the Lost City boasts the same production team as Hawk the Slayer, not that you’d notice. That 1980 fantasy is hardly gold, but it has action, whereas the frothy Jane is all reaction. Here, our heroes survive a plane crash, roaring rapids and an erupting volcano — just don’t expect to see any of that onscreen. Marcel appears to be working with a bottom line as thrifty as the threading of his leading lady’s dress. In that racy spirit, however, the sexy Hughes is her own special effect.

The mediocre New World Pictures affair is a study of contrasts: deliberately old-fashioned yet hopelessly out of touch; at once charmingly innocent and undeniably horny. You won’t love it, but you might not mind it. —Rod Lott

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Replicator (2024)

Questionably competent kickboxing attorney Darby (Brey Noelle, Nightmare Neighborhood Moms) has a new roomie. It’s her shitty dad (Jim Azelvandre, The Exorcism of Saint Patrick), an aggressively repugnant human being who looks like a Factory 2-U version of J.K. Simmons.

One morning, instead of bragging to his daughter about the scent on his hand after a sexual encounter, he’s uncharacteristically sharing positive words and breakfast burritos. As Darby confides to her bartending best friend (KateLynn E. Newberry, Juror #2), it’s as if her father’s been pod-peopled. 

Because, duh, he has; the title out front shoulda told ya. 

I watched Replicator by virtue of I See You appearing among writer/director Mark Andrew Hamer’s IMDb credits. That 2019 sleeper is gripping, thrilling, chilling and, sad to say, other things this chunk of weird science is not. The two films exist on different planes of skill and execution … which made sense once I read more carefully: Hamer served as an executive producer of that film versus the pure creative force here.

Still, Replicator deserves to be judged on its own, not how it stands against something else. Awash in visually pleasant purples and pinks, it strives for a pulp greasiness that Hamer’s dialogue is too jokey to meet. Even if it were, Newberry would be the only cast member I’d trust to do it justice because as is, her fellow actors don’t perform as much as recite — and stiffly at that.

Aside from the impressive oozing, gooey effects — most notably the wall of throbbing scabs, veins, tumors, whatever — the movie falls short of its elements’ collective ambition. Not just by a mile, but the next town over. One character says it best with a rhetorical “Are we really doing this right now?”

They are, but you can skip it, unless bellybutton tentacle protrusions are your thing. —Rod Lott

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Get Away (2024)

You know folk horror has enjoyed a cultural moment when it’s earned a parody. For the UK comedy Get Away, Shaun of the Dead sidekick Nick Frost gives it just that, scripting himself in the lead role as the patriarch of a family on summer holiday. They’re headed to Svälta, a Swedish island commune days away from its decennial festival commemorating a 19th-century incident that turned its inhabitants either into corpses or cannibals. The main event: a reenactment, of course.

Despite every frickin’ red flag unfurled, hoisted and erratically waved inches from their faces, the family of four rents an Airbnb on the otherwise stuck-in-the-past isle. The cottage’s owner is a pervy, Roman Polanski lookalike (Eero Milonoff, Border) who has eyes for their daughter (newcomer Maisie Ayres).

You can see where this is going: The Wicker Man meets National Lampoon’s Vacation. Except Frost and screen wife Aisling Bea (Home Sweet Home Alone) are both Clark Griswold, with their longtime-spouse interactions giving Get Away an immediate leg up for laughs. Their marriage as well-worn as a college sweatshirt, they call each other “Mummy” and “Daddy,” much to the disgust of their son (Sebastian Croft of Netflix’s Heartstopper series). Frost may be the draw, but Bea, a deadpan delight, stakes her claim as Get Away’s winsome secret weapon.

Get Away suffers whenever those two aren’t front and center. This is especially true with the Festival of Karantän — essentially the Svältans’ bloodier, duckier version of Christianity’s passion play — which director Steffen Haars (New Kids Turbo) allows to overstay its welcome by half. The overstuffed sequence then gives way to a polarizing loop-de-loop in plotting, depicted with enough pulverizing excess — underneath Iron Maiden’s “Run to the Hills” on the soundtrack, no less — to make your head spin in disbelief as the movie becomes something else.

With this redirect, Get Away gets away from itself. After a strong hour, that shift qualifies as a misstep. Unfortunately, the movie never regains its footing, losing not only the goodwill it worked so hard to build, but much of its sense of humor. In particular, Frost’s last line just before the credits roll is a real groaner, so many rungs lower than the film’s established place on the comedic ladder, it’s embarrassing. —Rod Lott