Not so much a movie as it is an 80-minute montage, Bimbo Movie Bash cobbles together footage from about a dozen Z-grade sex-minded sci-fi flicks from Charles Band’s Full Moon catalog. The new “story” is nonsensical, only nominally about female aliens taking over the world. Even with added supers and overdubbing, that goal is never quite achieved, but disorganization may be part of the point.
Borrowing largely from Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000 and Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity, this Bash finds unwitting stars in video vixens Shannon Tweed, Michelle Bauer, Morgan Fairchild and Adrienne Barbeau. Nameless breast-baring semi-beauties dot the supporting cast, and the pathetic Joe Estevez is skewered with no mercy.
Although it comes off as a fairly juvenile experiment, co-directors Mike Mendez (Big Ass Spider!) and Dave Parker (The Hills Run Red) manage to create a few real laughs. Some jokes are tired, others futile, but the spliced result — like a living Mad magazine parody — offers just enough hits to compensate for its misses. —Rod Lott