For her heroic efforts in a hostage situation, the Heather Langenkampy policewoman Lisa Ryder (Donna Adams) is immediately promoted to detective after shooting the crazed gunman dead — and I do mean immediately, as she and her fellow California cops are still at the crime scene!
Her first assignment is to find out who is behind Palm City’s string of prostitute murders. As viewers, we know who’s to blame … kinda: Zipperface, a dude decked out in S&M leather, head to toe. Imagine if the Gimp from Pulp Fiction got his own spinoff movie. That’s what Zipperface is — and also more fun to say than watch.
Ryder’s investigation leads her to local photographer Michael Walker (Jonathan Mandell, California Hot Wax), who’d be creepy even if he didn’t sport a butt cut. Despite being on the authorities’ radar for the serial killings, Walker thinks it’s a good idea to lure Ryder into posing for risqué photos by telling her he’s shooting an “Women of Valor” exhibition for an upcoming gallery show. Despite a rep as a top-notch member of law enforcement, she not only falls for it, but falls head over heels for the goob. Sigh, ain’t love grand?
Directed by Mansour Pourmand (not that that means anything), Zipperface plays like the average Skinemax erotic thriller with below-average lighting. In her lone film credit, Ryder does okay for a neophyte, but the romance forced upon her could curdle milk. The movie is sleazy enough to make one believe the scenes of Zipperface assaulting hookers were Pourmand’s top priority, and anything in between was gravy, however ill-whisked.
Lending credence to this theory is that when Ryder’s William Devane-esque partner (David Clover, Kentucky Fried Movie) unmasks Zipperface, he more or less exclaims, “Hey, it’s that guy you probably don’t remember, but he’s related to that prominent character you do!” Otherwise, the viewer would be confused, since Day-Job Zipperface basically shows up in one scene early in the film — a cheat as egregious as the denouement of the first Saw. —Rod Lott