1. Bikini Med School and Bikini House Calls look like they’re cobbled together from some really awful Skinemax series.
2. In both, various sexual couplings occur in a frat-house room among a stock group of med students.
3. Downstairs, horse-faced strippers who don’t strip dance to excruciating butt-rock tunes.
4. Occasionally, the movies cut to old stock footage of medical whatnot, sometimes in the middle of a line, for no discernible reason.
5. They also share the same group of unappealing characters.
6. In 1994’s Bikini Med School, two guys bet each other $100 that they can trick a girl into sex.
7. This being a film with “bikini” in the title, they succeed.
8. Writer/director (to use those terms lightly) Michael Paul Girard loved this plot so much that he repeated it in the second half.
9. 1996’s Bikini House Calls is more of the same, except with a fantasy sequence, more panty-sniffing, a fake orgasm contest and a prank pulled with itching powder.
10. Girard is also to blame for 1993’s Illegal Affairs (aka Divorce Law) and A Brief Affair.
11. Those films offer the same sophomoric episodic romps where the comedy is as simulated as the sex, but set in a law firm so that, as one friend put it, the characters can “go to court and fuck on desks.”
12. B-movie regulars Jay Richardson and Monique Parent star, perhaps regrettably, in both.
13. I like to refer to the guy on the right of the DVD cover as Vo-Tech Mullet Party Dude. —Rod Lott
“What the hell is a Tenkiller?” asks everyone unfamiliar with the state lakes of Oklahoma. Yet one must admit the alliteration of the title 
They also can get in some exercise by fleeing the resident killer, Tor (Michael Shamus Wiles, TV’s 
Director Jackie Chan’s 
The first two-thirds of Project A 2 are heavy with dull dialogue, although it occasionally comes alive with an action scene, like when Chan and another man are handcuffed to one another and chased by half a dozen hatchet-wielding baddies. The final 20 minutes or so almost redeem the picture, with an extended set piece involving a giant hamster wheel, chili peppers and a toppling facade (a famous nod to Buster Keaton).
However, this is all convoluted to a point of making the audience not care. If it makes total sense to you, I suspect you’re a serious student of the games, in which case will you please put down the controller and take a shower? Your mother’s asked you three times already!
The few people who saw 
But when Preston accidentally breaks his dose and can’t get another, he begins to question his ways, allegiance and life. Heck, he even begins to feel and sniff Emily Watson’s red ribbon when no one’s looking.