1. Angel Eyes — The trailer made it seem like it was a spooky supernatural romance, but it just turned out to be about some asshole who was really, really sad.
2. Rock Star — Mark Wahlberg plays a normal guy who becomes the lead singer of his favorite band, but is too starstruck to notice that no one’s given a fuck about heavy metal since The Funky Bunch ruined music for everyone. He would go on to reprise the character five years later in Invincible.
3. Kate & Leopold — Meg Ryan is so desperate to get laid (and fuck Wolverine), she decides to abandon her life and go back in time to when she couldn’t vote or own property.
4. Sweet November — Keanu Reeves pretends that a month of hot sex with a dying Charlize Theron is bittersweet instead of just fucking awesome.
5. The Musketeer — What if The Three Musketeers were just like The Matrix, only really terrible? And starred Mena Suvari?
6. Get Over It — I have no idea what this was about, but it is weird to think how just 10 years ago, Kirsten Dunst was a reason why I would go to a movie. —Allan Mott
All I remember about Get Over It was that the Captain & Tenille opening sequence was fun and that Kirsten Dunst once was hot.
Now that you mention it, I do remember the opening (wasn’t it performed by Vitamin C?). I also remember Martin Short was pretty funny as a drama teacher, but beyond that GET OVER IT is completely out of my head.
Youtube just informed me that Vitamin C did appear in the sequence, but was actually just lip-syncing to Toni Tenille’s original vocals. Weird.
wow. I know I’ve seen these films, but I can’t remember a thing about them.
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